A snookie is an inner city beast. Some claim it to be a myth, others claim it to be the very demon sent personally by Satan himself to terrorize the world. It clashes designer clothing with thongs, booze, and a thirst for sex. This thirst has traumatized many men, after which their very sexual desires are forever torn into sleepless night and PTSD. The snookie is what the Boogie checks for before going to rest. The snookie is what God cannot stand to look at. And worst of all, the snookie is what American culture from Jersey and abroad become hypnotized to once a week on prime time. Do not look into the snookie's eyes, or it will choose you as its next victim.
by Raw Entice May 27, 2012
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horrible fake trans who ruins a perfectly fine tv show.
the only people who like her are 40 year old men who live in a one bedroom appartment with 30 cats....
an obnoxious cow mostly used as a punching bag
horrible fake trans who ruins a perfectly fine tv show.
the only people who like her are 40 year old men who live in a one bedroom appartment with 30 cats....
an obnoxious cow mostly used as a punching bag
random person1: holly shit is that a smurf??
random person2: nah it's just that creepy looking hooker snooki.
normalnamedperson:"who the fuck has the name snooki??"
gay fag:"only like the hottest most coolest person ever!"
normalnamedperson *shoots the gay fag*
random person2: nah it's just that creepy looking hooker snooki.
normalnamedperson:"who the fuck has the name snooki??"
gay fag:"only like the hottest most coolest person ever!"
normalnamedperson *shoots the gay fag*
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A girl who constantly gets drunk and does stupid, irresponsible and/or inconsiderate things in complete disregard to the fact that she has a boyfriend.
Such actions may include:
-Flashing her business in public
-Hooking up with other guys and girls while she has a boyfriend
-Lying to her boyfriend
On top of it all, she'll tend to claim that she's a good girlfriend and that she doesn't cheat.
Such actions may include:
-Flashing her business in public
-Hooking up with other guys and girls while she has a boyfriend
-Lying to her boyfriend
On top of it all, she'll tend to claim that she's a good girlfriend and that she doesn't cheat.
Guy 1: My girlfriend cheated on me with 3 of her roommates.
Guy 2: Whoa! Seriously?!
Guy 1:Yeah...I'm giving her another chance though.
Guy 2: Why?! That's not a girlfriend, that's a Snooki!
Guy 2: Whoa! Seriously?!
Guy 1:Yeah...I'm giving her another chance though.
Guy 2: Why?! That's not a girlfriend, that's a Snooki!
by BlooMoon August 19, 2012
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2. A Butter-Face
3. An oversized oompaloopa.
4. Puerto Rican
5. A disgrace to America.
6. A Hooker.
7. Your mom that left you up for adoption when you were born.
2. A Butter-Face
3. An oversized oompaloopa.
4. Puerto Rican
5. A disgrace to America.
6. A Hooker.
7. Your mom that left you up for adoption when you were born.
"Yo man, my mom is such a Snooki!"
-"yeah I heard"
"DOOD! Look at that grenade!"
"DOOD! Look at that butter-face!"
"Yo, that oompaloompa on Jersey Shore is obviously a Snooki."
-"yeah I heard"
"DOOD! Look at that grenade!"
"DOOD! Look at that butter-face!"
"Yo, that oompaloompa on Jersey Shore is obviously a Snooki."
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If you ever come into contact with this animal, you turn away, AND YOU RUN! RUN JOHNNY! SAVE YOURSELF! TELL KATIE I LOVE HER!
If you ever come into contact with this animal, you turn away, AND YOU RUN! RUN JOHNNY! SAVE YOURSELF! TELL KATIE I LOVE HER!
Tim: What the heck is that things?
Bobby: It's called a "Snooki".
Tim: What is it doing?
Bobby: ..... Look away son.
Bobby: It's called a "Snooki".
Tim: What is it doing?
Bobby: ..... Look away son.
by Nautical Narwhal September 7, 2011
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