snark

noun
Combination of "snide" and "remark". Sarcastic comment(s).
Also snarky (adj.) and snarkily (adv.)

His commentary was rife with snark.
"Your boundless ineptitude is astounding," she snarkily declared.

by Tootybug47 February 9, 2004

Snark Chariot

n. an ill-tempered man-beast whose body consists not of meat, bones, and skin, but rather 185 lbs. of well-defined, fully ambulatory fat. Biting sarcasm is his paint, the keyboard is his brush, and the seedy underbelly of the Internet is his canvas. Known to have an unwieldy head of hair, poor eyesight, and hostility toward ampersands.

"I served with Snark Chariot. I knew Snark Chariot. Snark Chariot was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Snark Chariot."

by Snark Chariot February 5, 2015

Serkan

A guy who is a little bit annoying but has a huge heart (and dick). He is smart, competitive, and cute. He's not only worldly and cultural but fucking handsome. He has influence on people and can make them what he want.

S: Hello, I am Serkan, you?
M: OMG

by Theboyyouneverknow November 21, 2021

Serkan

Serkan is a g, whenever he walks into a room people are always jealous of his style etiquette and humble self. Its very rare to meet a Serkan. So if you know one cherish them and make sure you stay on thier good side. If threatened or mistreated Serkan has a dark side and will not hesitate to show the darker self.

Serkan is the goat

by My names definitely not Serkan November 21, 2021

snarkalicious

Sarcastic. A term used exclusively by the kind of pathetic, trying too hard future soccer mamas to whose "jokes" friends can only respond with a blank stare and vague, twitchy attempt at a smile. Seriously, don't ever, ever use this word. It is strictly douchebags.

"Then the waitress at TGI Friday's was like, 'Do you want a doggy bag?' and I was like, 'No, I just want to throw out the other half of this pork chop!' I mean, seriously! She had it coming."

"Wow, girl. Snarkalicious!"

by Not That Kind of Girl August 30, 2009

snarkalepsy

(n.) A widely recognized medical condition whereby an individual undergoes periods of pronounced "snarkiness" without realizing he or she has uncorked a big ol' bottle of categorically snide comments and poured his or her friend (possibly even a passer-by) a full measure, brimming over.

The condition is best likened to experiencing a dense mental fog or black out which is often accompanied by a slight tingling sensation (said to come from the subconcious awareness of issuing one's peer a serious verbal beat-down).

Snarkalepsy was first diagnosed in 1858 when, without warning or malice aforethought, Abraham Lincoln called Stephen Douglass a "no good pirate hooker" in the midst of a debate.

Paul: "I was just diagnosed with a pretty bad case of snarkalepsy."

Oprah: "Paul, that's such sad news."

Paul: "Oh, you have opinions? Neat."

Oprah: "Well that was very rude."

Paul: "...I'm sorry, I snarked out for a minute, what happened?"

by Snarky the snark-dog March 9, 2010

Snarkfeud

A friendship masquerading as long-term mutual hatred by way of snark.

Becky: let me reiterate: i hate you, Dan.
Dan: You don't hate me. You "hate" me. Don't be afraid to admit it.
Becky: Okay, fine, lol.
Dan: This is the second longest snarkfeud in my life.

by Granite State February 23, 2011