sneaky-pete

While making out with a girl,finger her meathouse then give her a hug and sniff thoses mutha-fuckin fingers to make sure shes clean..

I did the sneaky-pete on Mel and damn near lost my lunch!!!

by chow-yung-phat January 24, 2003

sneaky pete the magician

When you are fucking a woman from behind, grasp her firmly behind the neck and fein orgasm. Simultaneously, quietly, spit onto her lower back. When she turns to view the damage, unleash with the full power of a real orgasm into her eye.

Lisa to her friend Marie: My eyes really burn!

Marie: Take out your contacts.

Lisa: No, It's because John caught me with a sneaky Pete the Magician.

by Jacob Devries February 16, 2007

texas sneaky pete

The act of lathering your fist in Texas pete hot sauce then proceeding to fist your ol lady after she acted up.

The bitch came at me again last night with her bullshit so I gave her the old Texas Sneaky Pete after foreplay.

by Sneakytexaspete January 23, 2019

Sneaky Peter

The act of wiping one's hand with penis sweat and stealthily creeping up on someone to cover their mouth and nose like a spy using chloroform.

While Jack was watching TV, Steve crept from behind and gave him a sneaky peter.

by Kidagora July 30, 2011

Sneeky Pete

the act of having anal sex and spitting on thier back(pretending to ejaculate)and when they turn around to kiss you, you blow it in thier face

I gave my girlfriend a sneeky pete and she got pist.

by lucas January 30, 2005

Sneeky Pete

When you are wiping you bottom, but the toilet paper breaks and you accidentally finger yourself

"Dude what took you so long in the bathroom"

" sorry man i got a sneeky pete and had to spend extra time washing."

by theglidemaster May 19, 2019

Sneakypete

The sneakypete is to suprise some nuubs on an Island by stabbing them in the back. Also, a term for sticking a finger in the Tanks pooper while he is Tanking Freehold.... 77 deaths so far!

"Cheruveem, Im looking for you! Sneakypete!"

by Tombliboos September 10, 2019