SNAILS

Students Not Already In Law School

Man, you can't find a single seat in library because of all the SNAILS....
Dude, I hate SNAILS!
Me too.

by Van10001 December 18, 2008

Snailing

When a group of Men ejaculate onto a woman's stomach and chest, then make her slide across the floor while salt is thrown at her by the handful.

"Me and my 8 bro's got into Snailing a chick across the wood floor last night, we got salt everywhere"

"Jenna let me snail her, I think I love her"

"She's a ride or die bitch, I heard she even into Snailing"

by QWERTYASDFGHZXCVBN September 17, 2012

snail

To take ones scrotum and slide it along a girls body, usually her face, leaving a trail of sweat.

I wnt to snail my girl, but last time i tried, she said, "I'm not really comfortable with this,". So i put my balls in her mouth to shut her up!

by BH Steamer September 26, 2006

Snails

The gullible rubes targeted by fake news.

Faux News shits in the bowl and the Snails gobble it up like it’s chocolate pudding.

Internet trolls are a problem. But the bigger problem is the mass of gullible bottom feeding Snails who feast on their shit.

by iKarma August 13, 2023

Snailing

When your horney girlfriend forgets how to be delicate whilst riding your face and unintensionally causes a moment of suffocation. Possibly involves some damaged cartilage.

"Freddy rolled into work on Monday with a spread nose and a smile on his face. Bill said 'What happened to you?' . 'Tina gave me a savage snailing last night. Worth it but'"

by J=star May 13, 2016

The Snail

Part of the Penis Showing Game.

1. Create the eiffel tower
2. Wrap in a circular motion under then around your balls
3. Pull penis to one side with ballsack still on top

Enjoy

Does this look like a snail to you?

Why yes it does.

That's why they call it the snail.

by GoldenShower June 14, 2009

snail

a guy who can mount and slo-fuck a woman vaginally, without cumming himself, forever

That snail can get it on and hump her forever without cumming 'til dawn.

by Jake March 9, 2004