snackriledge

Snack foods that are expected to be exceptional, but do not live up to their expectations and result in disappointment, usually utter disappointment. Also a portmanteau of the words "snack" and "sacrilege"

That nacho-flavored salsa your mom makes tastes like cat food--total snackriledge!

by Lillithb May 23, 2008

Snackcident

When you go into the other room to get something or do something, and end up getting food instead. (Even though the thing you were about to get or do had nothing to do with food and only passed the kitchen.)

I went to get my headphones from the other room, ended up having a snackcident.

by Cas-is-a-bean October 3, 2017

Snacksize

What you call someone who either really small, it could either be their penis or just their height.

Dylan, "Kieran is a snacksize!"
Kieran,"no Andrew is a Snacksize!"
Andrew,"no Harrison is a Snacksize!"

by Sxlgs November 11, 2019

Snackpirate

A Snackpirate is a member of the International Snackpirates Group... we live in Stroketopia, and are for peace, love, and general piraticalness, and against Avril Lavigne, corporate scum, and ignorance.

We're the Snackpirates. Arrr!

by Stef January 7, 2004

snackrilege

1. Buying some sugary abomination, usually from a vending machine.

2. Eating something that your posse would normally consider un-cool.

I committed an act of gross snackrilege today: I secretly bought a bag of Gummy Bears from the vending machine and ate them all.

by TheDeathBot April 16, 2009

SnackTime

A synonym to "Fuck"

Snacktime is always spelt as one word.

This word is not patented by Bobby.

Also see: 5 O'Clock Shadow

Bobby prefers to snacktime guys only.

You need to stop snacktiming with Luke in the bathrooms during pre-calc class Bobby.

by Andeh meow February 20, 2011

slackfired

When you do something half-assed and end up making it harder then it would've been if you had just done it the right way to begin with.

Well, mopping the floor without vacuuming up the dog hair first really slackfired.

by dkrnet June 4, 2016