Smurfed

When a girl realises that the guy has a smaller dick then she thought

Smurfed by Papi-smurf1234 September 11, 2020

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When a black guy in Bushwich NYC grabs you and spray paints your balls blue

"Dude did you hear about Alban? He tried to buy a bike in Bushwick and got smurfed!"

Smurfed by Chonky Nuts October 19, 2020

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While using a porta-potty, the blue water splashes up on your ass.

Smurfed by Skinflick October 29, 2020

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Dave: I just smashed that gangbangers girlfriend last week!!
Ty: If he finds out you are smurfed

Smurfed by Spicydougnut November 24, 2020

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“She’s been Smurfing Levi for 4 months now”

“You really gonna Smurf me like that?”

“Damn, I feel so Smurfed right now”

Smurfed by Cazz February 10, 2021

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When you complete an assignment in school and you think you completely outsmarted everyone and got 100 with ease.

“Tyler said he smurfed the AP Chem test”
“Mr. Schlooth said the he made the test hard so I don’t think Tyler is going to Smurf it.”

Smurfed by Fluverrr December 15, 2021

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