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smittle

To ejaculate in a girls mouth and then have her spit the cum in your anal passage "butcrack" and then slurp and/or lick it out
mike loves to smittle
by munroe94 December 14, 2010
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Smithers

Mr. Burns’s assistant (See The Simpsons ). Clearly gay, although it’s denied (Until season 27). Very sycophantic towards Mr. Burns, and also secretly gay towards him.
“Wow, I relate to Smithers, he’s so fucking gay.”
by —clemy— February 19, 2018
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Smithler

Mr. Smith is now...
Smithler: the Hitler of Braun!
(see Braun Educational Center)

Hitler:
Accused 1,000's of Jewish people for all the problems in Germany.

Wanted the tall and blonde, he was short and dark.

Waged wars of aggression on people from other countries.

Provoked the lives of many people, then we entered World War 2.

Cost the lives and money of many innocent people.

threatened the safety of the Jewish people.

killed many innocent people.

was the leader of the Nazis.

smith:
Accused 100's of kids for things they didn't do.

Wanted kids to have a good education, he was giving them a crappy one.

Used acts of aggression and harassment on kids from other schools.

Provoked the emotions of many kids, then the kid had to enter the Crisis Room.

Cost privileges and time of many kids.

threatened the safety and education of kids.

Killed the positive side of many innocent kids.

was the leader of evil teachers

SAME SHIT. DIFFERENT ASSHOLES.
Smithler: half Mr. Smith, half Hitler, ALL EVIL!

Tom: Man! we're getting laughed at by other schools cuz of Smithler!
by pimpmaster25 October 17, 2008
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Smithed

Smithed (transitive verb)

To be unfairly, or unjustly categorized as a commodity or non essential. Usually related to employment.

Often one is Smithed prior to being demoted or terminated if there is no just business reason for being terminated or demoted.
He had been designing all the new dishes. After being Smithed by his incompetent boss he is just working in shipping.
by 82GOJDOE November 14, 2011
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smithe

Specifically referring to when a man uppercuts a female's genitalia.
"yo dawg how was las' night?"
"y'all that bitch were crazy, I had Smithe her!!!"
by Leckie June 2, 2010
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Smither

To forcefully smash two objects together until they form into one.
"Damn Jordan it sure was impressive how you smithered those berries together."
by Jaw2409 September 3, 2016
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The Waylon Smithers

1. Both partners are in a handstand position locking legs and thrusting into eachother.
2. Masterbating and/or being sexually aroused by a photograph or video of the Simpson's character Mr. Smithers.
My girlfriend and I LOVE The Waylon Smithers!

I keep a poster of Waylon Smithers above my bed along with some lotion and kleenex on my nightstand!
by Carlbergie January 2, 2009
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