"Yea, my wife just died, my sister fell down at work, my baby was just stolen, and I totally was forced to eat someones poo today but....its all pengers and smeagols! :)"
a)A small, frog-like animal, with fluffy fur and paws and small fang-like teeth. Smeegols are native to the swamps of Middle-earth and the plains. They are the only creatures who reproduce by exploding. They also worship the greatness of Smee.