smdf

Acronym for "Suck My Dick Fagot"

Elroy said he couldn't stand me, I replied "Oh yeah, well you can smdf."

by Hubbit March 1, 2005

SMDAFLI

(Smid-a-fly)

Abbreviation for 'Suck My Dick and Fucking Like It'

Song lyric for song 'Faget' by Korn on 'Korn' album in 1994

Someone: I think you're arrogant

You: SMDAFLI!

by Karma_Energy July 18, 2011

smdmf

Litterally means "suck my dick mother fucker", Most commonly used in chat rooms, text messages, or IM.

Gamer1: Stop killing me!

gamer2: SMDMF!!!!!!!!!!

by Uncle Jordan January 17, 2009

Smoft

Smoft; adjective, smooth and soft.

Her legs were so smoft my pants virtually exploded!

by Kowulz June 10, 2009

SMDFTW

Suck My Dick For The Win

Girl: What should i do today???

Boy: SMDFTW?

Girl: ??? wat

Boy: suck my dick for the win

Girl: ................ -_-

by AE :) June 6, 2010

SMDF

Shirtless Men Drink Free

So I'll see you Thursday night at SMDF at the Lantern?

by DCMarkie October 30, 2006

smoof

The fluid a Smurf produces when he achieves orgasm

Man, that Smurfette is so fine, I think I'm gonna smoof in my little white pants!

by kid chameleon October 15, 2003