Smashley

A large woman weighing over 300 lbs. A nick name for a certain type of person. Similar in use to calling someone a Jerry or a karen.

I'm going to the all you can eat buffet in hopes of picking up a nice smashley. I was going to cook bacon but when I was at the store a rude smashley bought out the entire stock for herself.

by Escobar Marineros July 6, 2019

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Smashley

1. overactive in their text messages (NOT ON SILENT!!)see typeractive
2. takes advantage of free condoms
3. loves the futon. loves ON the futon.

This weekend, her roommate pulled a Smashley ...i swear she had sex on the futon five times!!

by Ho Ho and Chi Chi December 6, 2007

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mashable

mash, meaning fuck

able meaning you would

mashable is someone that is fuckable or you would not mind to fuck

that girl mashable

or in short

i would mash that

by heavyman October 6, 2011

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Smackable someone who has cheeks that are smackable like a baby bottoms so you just go up to them and POW! Right in the cheek of there face. This is not a fetish type of thing unless you want it to be.

That chick has some smackable cheeks.

by Dizznuts123 May 10, 2016

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Smashley

When a girl named Ashley is mad she will become Smashley. Referring to the well-loved Marvel character known as Hulk who catchphrase is, "Hulk Smash". When Ashley becomes mad and frustrated she may want to also smash. As a result of her smashing she as known as Smashley.

Maddie: Ashley are you okay

Ashley: Grrrr no

Agatha: Oh no...... it's Smashley

Ashley: (turns big and green) SMASHLEY SMASH ( everyone runs for their lives)

by Hyhghhh April 29, 2019

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