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smackered

When one has consumed large nay enormous amounts of alcoholic beverages resulting in attempts to perform inhuman feats and make cheeky advances, such as 1: Attempting to convince your mates that you can climb the disco walls using only your penis. 2: Wrapping your lips around a tap and trying to suck out "all the water the UK has to offer" or 3: Cupping/kneading the left breast of a complete stranger claiming "It's totally fine it wasn't saggy".
"Oii you fuckin cunt! Did you just take a cheeky yet firm hold of my left milk dispenser? You MUST be Smackered!"

OR

"Seriously, last night was sick, how finished were you? I was absolutely invoiced."
"Mate, tell me about it, i fucked a tramp's dog, he was watching. Yep i was Smackered.com"
by DanEdd June 20, 2006
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clam smacker

when two lesbians,well, smack their "clams" together.
wow,that dike is definitely a clam smacker!
by Elena June 9, 2003
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Koofi Smacker

it refers to slapping a koofi, yarmulkah or other religious garb off. The disrespect is due to one's clouded religious beliefs being literally smacked off their stupid heads. 'na mean?
Jimmy Jones is that real deal Koofi smacker. Ma$e better watch out...
by Shake Dog April 17, 2005
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smackeroo

Slang for money. Usually in terms of a lot of an undefined some.
by Jeff Glover December 23, 2006
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stackoverflowed

Copy and paste any code from a website such as stackoverflow.com or any other online source
1. Go to any online source where you can find code.
2. Copy the code.
3. Paste the code into your code.
4. Done you've now stackoverflowed like a professional developer!
by Sectly February 7, 2023
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shackiversary

"Matt and Lacy are celebrating their seven year shackiversary on Friday."
by skinnyb November 12, 2009
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smacker

Slang or Street Name for MDMA (Ectasy).
The pill or pills is so potent its like a smacker hits you.
by oaktown_finest October 24, 2006
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