Storking

Having sex purely for procreation

Poor sod, his girlfriend is only interested in storking.

by lylu May 25, 2015

Future Slowking

A person on your team who fucks up the whole game by getting hit by a car or any hittable, thus making the three people have to carry him. e.g Left 4 Dead 1 / Left 4 Dead 2. -Skilled <3's Scanty

Why didn't you dodge that car? You're such a future slowking (slowking)

by Skilled April 18, 2011

Sporking

A kind of foreplay. Where the man has a boner while in the act of spooning.

Shannen: Baby, What's the poking me?
Louis: My penis.
Shannen: Oh ok.
*Falls back asleep while getting sporking*

by Stormmfreakk July 16, 2010

Smorking

Verb: to smork a smigarette.

I wish I could quit smorking! It is so addictive.

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

facebook storking

The act of stalking your facebook friends by persistently sending them random pictures of storks.

person 1 - I'm just facebook storking my ex.

person 2 - that's sooo lame.
person 1 - Yeah I know. Even the guy that created the fb group thinks it's lame

by Ceiling Cat NZ June 3, 2010

Sporking

The act of "spooning" with the intent of turning into the act of sex. Usually by use of an erection while spooning.

I woke up this morning to my boyfriend sporking me, which of course lead to sex.

by Lord Rader June 3, 2011

Swonking

Transy University.
The act of putting your dick in a chicks ear.

So I was swonking this chick the other night and there was an abundace of ear wax on my dick.

by Chris Shain/ JJ Tulbs/ Nick/ Swonk/ Bitter December 4, 2004