Slackerdemic

A person in academia or teaching who, despite having a considerable amount of allocated time for research and presenting their specialist ideas, chooses instead to spend their life lazing around, contributing nothing of note. High tendency to procrastinate. Late to bed, late to rise. Behaviours include excessive watching of TV and movies, eating at irregular hours, high alcohol consumption, starting essays but never finishing them, browsing the Internet, and being reclusive.

"Hey, is Bob going to the teachers' conference this year?"

"Ha, are you kidding me?! He's a total Slackerdemic!"

by Zomodachi February 4, 2012

Snickered

When you take a massive shit and then shove it up someone else's ass.

Damn, James fell asleep last night, so we snickered his ass!

by Thicc Vicc October 7, 2017

snookered

tipsy; drunk; inebriated

I decided to get a bit snookered tonight.

by Duct-Tape Dan July 26, 2003

Snickered

The act of punching, preferably a Guidette, directly in the face after an insult directed toward ones lack of guido attributes. Also see Snookied

That bitch just got snickered after she told Mikey D that his fake tan was so cheap he must have gotten it from the Dollar Store.

by MickPunker December 11, 2009

slocker

Mendip caving slang for a cave entrance that has been used as a dump. Possibly very old term but widly used now.

Ee slocked it down that there hole. i.e Stoke Lane Slocker

by Brucester September 16, 2006

snockered

to get wasted from the use of alcohol

dude we are going to get so snockered this weekend!

by Laura September 27, 2004

snookered

v. (in the billiards game snooker) Refers to a safety shot that makes the next shot by the opponent very difficult. Not to be confused with the UK slang term snooks

Steven Hendry snookered his opponent with a beautiful safety shot.

by i'm smelly April 29, 2006