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situation-loggie

1. occurs when an individual is screwed over by someone he thought he could rely on in the most reprehensible of ways at the worst possible time, with the least possible warning. Generally occurs after the offending 'friend' has recently reassured you they would never do any such thing. The offending individual in a situation-loggie generally justifies his actions by claiming he has found happiness.

2. The situation that occurs when an individual is willing to sell out all his friends and various other commitments abruptly and with no warning for a girl he has never met. Can also be used to describe situations involving people who generally put their fledgling relationships before their friends instantaneously, regardless of if they've met the person yet or not.
1. "Uh oh, fred is texting that skanky girl i knew in college who lives in Idaho. I think we might end up having a situation-loggie on our hands."

2. Yolanda promised me she'd be my roommate when I put the deposit down on that apartment. Then she ran off with the maintenance man who showed us the aparatment. Fuck if I saw a situation-loggie coming.
by Wally Wonderous January 7, 2010
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Shituation

When a comedy act is so bad, he makes your food taste like he took a shit in it.
*watching the Donald Trump Roast*
Randy: Man, what a shituation.
Darty: Yeah man, I can't eat this rice, it tastes like shit now. Thanks a lot, Shitch.
by Randiforous April 1, 2011
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hairy situation

by Chuck192 June 20, 2012
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pulled a situation

The act of an unprovoked attack upon any form of concrete when one is fearful of their actual opponent.
Mike sure pulled a situation when he when he hit the wall with his head and knocked himself out, because he was scarred of Ron.
by thetimemachinedidit September 24, 2011
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Situationship

When one person is in love and willing to do the work to make a relationship happen and the other is a custy fuckboi/fuckgirl who doesn't feel the same way but will still have sex with you sometimes.
"I thought I was dating Derek but it turns out it's just a situationship."
by Beeswrite September 28, 2017
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Lituation

A rapid amout of visitors in an enclosed setting featuring loud vibrant music. It features guest dancing and simply having a good time expressing postive vibes, simply enjoying themselves.
The party was a real lituation.
by JRoyale23 May 29, 2017
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Situationship

Where one person leads another person on letting them think that the end product of their time together would amount to a relationship when in reality the individual only wanted an outlet for sex and a momentary emotional connection
Girl: “Hey babe, what are we

Boy: “were just chilling
Boys friends: is that your girl?

Boy: nah is a bit of a sticky one still, it’s a situationship my g
by Britishbabeeeee August 22, 2018
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