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Sleepslam

A sneeky way you can enter your partner, lover, fuck buddy, or whoever, when they are alseep either in the vagina, arsehole, mouth or wherever takes your fancy. Just make sure they don't wake up otherwise you'll just end up looking like a deviant.
Anthony: Hey man, I waited up last night until Karen fell asleep and sleepslammed her good.
Phil: Ah cool, serves her right for not sucking on your balls beforehand.
Anthony: Yeah, lucky she didn't wake up because I had my nuts in her arse.
by Anthony Rees September 27, 2007
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slapsies

A game for two people, both hold their hands as if praying but with arms stretched in front and fingertips touching.
Each person takes turns to try and slap the back the others hands before they can withdraw them. If they succeed a slap they get another go. If they miss, their opponent has their turn.
If a player withdraws their hands three times when a slap has not been attempted then their opponent has a free slap...wherever and and however hard they want.
(muhahah)
I'm bored...Lets play slapsies! You're in for some pain!
by Maxx Dj A March 9, 2009
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Skepsis

skepsis
(skep'-sis) n. philosophic doubt as to the objective reality of phenomena; (broadly) a skeptical outlook or attitude. from Greek skepsis "examination, doubt, skeptical philosophy."
Skepsis should be a part of any science
by kdros November 3, 2006
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sleestack

unattractive female (usually found in seedy bars or trailer parks), on the sexual prowl for unwitting victims.
by Anonymous June 7, 2003
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slep

A misspelling of sleep. When typed in an irc window, IM session, or any other kind of online chat thingie, it is proof that the speaker needs sleep, because he is so tired his left middle finger can only hit the 'e' key once before it is totally spent.
<Jawa> omg i'm so tired.. must slep
<BobSplat> good night!
by Jawa July 23, 2004
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slapshit

Coined by the Nostalgia Critic in his review of Home Alone 3 to describe John Hughes' later work, slapshit refers to movies that rely heavily on physical (slapstick) humour, but fail to entertain with it.
NC: What happened? He was like THE voice, and then he got lost to this slapstick inspired shit, or slapshit as I like to call it.

His performance was right out of a slapshit movie.
by NanashiBaka October 17, 2010
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sleesburg

a town located in lake county fl. known for being pretty sleezy and full of sluts. this is why there are outbreaks always being alerted in that city!
you dont want to go to Sleesburg its full of sluts!
by Mack1308 January 26, 2011
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