Slattern Pattern

A tramp stamp, but on the front. Usually highly sexualized or completely ordinary.

Guy: man she had 2 dolphins jumping over a rainbow right above her pussy.
Friend: Weird Slattern Pattern, you finish?
Guy: Nah, flipped her over, her tramp stamp said “Daddy”

by Bushido711 October 4, 2018

Slatterfest

A celebratory gathering of friends in honour of Slatterfey. Traditionally held on/near December 13. A great feast is prepared and guests are invited to indulge in complementary greenery and giggle juice throughout the evening.

The first Slatterfest was a great success, nobody could believe the food was edible, let alone tasty!

by ameliaw December 28, 2018

Slatter Bug

A crazy person but he is still your slatt.

I hate the way he acts but he is still my slatter bug

by TheUVAfan March 12, 2020

Splattery

To overly compliment someone else's fecal output.

Man, I know I'm the king of dumps but I wish you'd stop the splattery.

by Chunkmastarr January 9, 2026

kim slatter

Kim Slatter is the type of guy everyone knows from somewhere, or have some sort of relation to. To be a Kim Slatter you need an outstandingly smart mouth, but a sparkling goodguy personality to go with it. In that way it is - almost- impossible not to like you. To be a real Kim Slatter you need to look badass AF, But at the same time be able to charm the grumpiest of old ladies with your charming and loving personality.

"Do I know you?"
- No, But i'm the cousin in law step-nephew of Kim Slatter's coworker.
" oh! I know him, Nice to meet you.

by Mtsmtsmts June 9, 2019

Laura the slateryarder

The most generous person you will ever meet! Even if you you move to the UK from another country and meet hundreds of people, uou will still be amazed by the fact some people like Laura will actually go the extra mile for you ! Thanks to Laura I got to live my dream finally living on my own having an apartment with a balcony! 😂 9th floor with the view of the Mcr canal ( ok i got the chance to be hawkeye ?! ) I will be screaming 0161 Ain't nobody better than Laura ! For ever xxx

Not just anyone can be the slater like Laura the slateryarder

by Filipeee December 22, 2022