suckcess

1) A grey area somewhere between failure and success that people who suck strive for.

2) A feeling of satisfaction after the completion of a blowjob.

3) Someone who has become suckcessful by administering blowjobs in generous quantities.

4) Succeeding at failing, usually humourously.

"Overall, Tom's life had been a suckcess upto this point, but it was about to become not bad."

"Jenni was carving out a niche in the corporate world as a suckcessful office assistant to the CEO."

by Red Scourge October 31, 2009

suckcess

One who seeks advancement by debasing him or herself.

Ima give some kneepads to that sucksess bitch who stole my promotion.

by ubiq1 December 30, 2004

Slackers Unite

the best group in the world

The Slackers Unite went to the movies to see hitch!

by mris February 26, 2005

Slackers

girls who have no motivation to do school work but can't say no to going out.

>So its 3am, you done your assignment yet?

>Haven't even started dude, you?

>LMAO ... no.

>World's biggest slackers..

by COD...PLEASE! March 22, 2011

sackless wonder

A male that acts like a bitch. Born with balls but never uses them. no backbone.

That guy was such a sackless wonder. Should have been born a bitch.

by Look at that Melon November 23, 2011

Slackers

A ridiculously funny movie about cheating in college.

Have you seen slackers?
No.
Are you stupid?
Yes.

by Danno April 6, 2005

suckcess

1. A sarcastic deviation of the word "success".
2. Outright failure to amuse, entertain or otherwise impress.
3. To suck

Your feeble attempts at humor are a suckcess.

by who__cares May 16, 2009