dumpy gumpy lumpy shumpy

When u realize that gaga gets more plastic than most of the roads yall countries got in succulent plants that rlly give sixteen passports for sanitizing most of the times with ps4 controllers with dababy

NOOO!, you did nottt just dumpy gumpy lumpy shumpy

by Dawn of the DIarrhoea April 6, 2022

slumpy wet crete

When a dude blows his load on a girl's face, she falls asleep to find it dried up in the morning.

ex. "Dude, I fucked sasha last night and she had slumpy wet crete on her face in the morning, nothing would get rid of that shit."

by Teemothy17 February 18, 2014

Skumping

The act of taking a dump while on Skype.

Admit it, you have found yourself on the phone while on the crapper. Skumping is the evolution of this act.

by Miami_Bach_Party January 22, 2012

stumpy

n; A stumpy is a one who plays third base in softball but ironically enough has never gotten to third base himself.

There sat stumpy too afraid to take a lead so he sat on the base playing with his balls.

by PaulyShoresPosse-3 November 14, 2006

stumpy

A Stumpy is a short, fat, lazy man who loves sleeping in til 3PM. He usually watches somewhere around 5-6 hours of television a night with himself and his broken couch. A Stumpy also tells many fictional fables or stories.

I called my jobless friend a "Stumpy" because he was a fat and useless.

by ghjh April 15, 2006

stumpy

A short, fat, harry girl who people often mistake for a legless, male rat

Woah, is that a rat or a stumpy?

by BIZATCH MWAHAHHA June 26, 2003

Skimpy

skimpy: too short clothing; when clothes are so skimpy Snookie wouldnt even wear them but your 12 year old daughter does for her dates.

shes only 12 and has those skimpy clothe, i cant believe her mother let her out of the house

by harlody runn December 30, 2011