skitch

skanky bitch

Omigosh! Carly is such a skitch.

by yourfiniestnightmare April 25, 2014

skitch

Verb to describe body fluids spraying.

That gore movie was disgusting, when the lawnmower went over his chest there was was blood skitching everywhere.

by missmoon January 24, 2009

skitch

to skitch: v; removing detritus from clothing, either worn by the subject or by another, using a vigorous picking and/or brushing motion.

The day after, she found herself headed back to her flat on the subway, skitching splooge off her suede skirt.

by Girl Obscured May 6, 2005

skitch

The condition caused by daily wear and tear of joint, muscles strains caused by forceful movements to take screenshots with the program named Skitch for OS X.

Is Gary out of work again? Yeah, he got the skitch.

by dismayed_in_seattle March 26, 2010

skitch

A potentially contagious skin condition, where the afflicted person subconsciously scratches the facial and neck areas, thus leaving flush/red lines, also known as "skitch marks".

Skitch sufferers are rarely aware of problem until others near them point it out. Outbreaks are known to occur during family gatherings and dinners. Some skitch sufferers have been known to draw blood.

There is currently no known cure for the skitches. A research team of dermatologists are currently working for a possible vaccine, however for the time being, afflicted patients are advised to keep their nails short to prevent dreaded "skitch marks" or "skitchdaddles".

"Check out that girl, she's got skitch marks all over her face!"

"Stay away from her, she's got a bad case of the skitches!"

by YanYanSt.Ma December 20, 2008

Skitch

A 'skanky bitch'. A skitch has had sex with nearly all the guys in school, and she's hella rude.

"Ugh! She's such a skitch! She banged my boyfriend and then calls me a slut!"

by Do she got a booty? She dooooo April 26, 2014

Skitch

A skank ass hoes thats a bitch who be sucking dick all the fucking time

hey wassup you dumb ass skitch

by golaa April 16, 2016