skits

Having the ability to piss ones feaces out of the arse hole. Most of the time backed with tremendous power, having the "skits" can damage not only the sufferer but also the surrounding environment. Skits waits for no man (woman), when it arrives it requires no introduction and you have no choice. RUN or shit yourself in public...

Oh man ive got the skits real bad!!

I had to incinerate some of my clothing yesterday as the skits took me unawares.

In the developed world 2 human beings die of the skits every 5.4 seconds.

by john,stirling November 28, 2007

Skit

Some one who sleep or dates a lot of people in a week or month

Anna's a right skit she's sleeped with 3 boys and dated 7 this week alone.

by Dickhead24 October 30, 2017

Skit

Skedaddle.

Okay guys I think I'm gonna skit, I have to go run some errands .

by K8 the gr8 March 27, 2015

Skit

A short, comedic sketch. Quite popular on YouTube.

Ha, watch this funny skit!

by TETRO's Definitions October 26, 2017

Skit

So Keep In Touch

Hey, nice talking to you, SKIT

by MicroDaryl January 19, 2012

skitty von skit skit

a praying mantis looking creature who smells bad, doesnt believeing in brushing teeth, runs away from girls and fights,is obsessed with nigel and chris bohn, thinks the most random things are amazing, likes whatever team one on sports center this morning, is given a lot of crap like basketball and soccer training and still sucks, plays a lot of video games and still sucks, noobs off in those rags that you find in the corner of your basement, the worlds longest nipple hairs (even though he thinks chris bohns are longer), makes weird faces for no reason, swipes your hand when you try to give him his subway card back (and misses),best friends with a lion named ettaY who roams the world with lions,screams random things sometimes, weird ass laugh, cant burp correctly, cant hope a fence cause he is scared, hates his brother b myers but tells him everything like that dan used a coupon and mcdonalds, LOVES HIS MOM,.... if you come to and encounter with this creature he will tell you his name is scottie boy....and if you see it you should prob just run really far away..............o yeah........THE SEVEEEEEENTHHHHHHHHHHH GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE....AND THE FIRST PLAY. yeah

kid: whats your name
skitty von skit skit: Scotty boy


Kid runs away

by hpaulqb10oyeahimdoinit April 28, 2009

a skits mission

A phrase used when you are about to do something cool, dangerous or hard

Oi look mate, I'm on a skits mission!

by rymaxam October 26, 2017