Singleton

A male or a female who has no active moral, emotional or sexual partner of the opposite gender.

You singletons will never understand the feeling of having a girlfriend! I surely have one! I am not lying..

by AristotleGiovani May 31, 2020

SingleSecrets

number 1 minecraft shield pvper. legend has it he trained leytrex and owned lilmustard. I mean just ask lilmustard cuz he go owned!

SingleSecrets is very bad at minecraft

by Unchance April 20, 2021

Singletine's Day

What single un-loved social losers call Valentine's Day.

Theo *his arm all over Teresa's back* : Happy Valentine's Day, ya'll!

Mark *Rolling his eyes and looking down to his Modern Physics book*: Singletine's Day for me, Theo!

by AAAAAAAO.OAAAAAAA February 14, 2019

singleberry

A clump of excrement formed in the tangle of one's rectal fuzz from the coalescence of two or more smaller dingleberries. This species of fecal deposit is far more devastating than its well-known cousin and has been known to clog up an entire anal pathway, necessitating emergency extraction. The technology required to produce dingle fusion was first achieved by the Nazis during WWII under the top-secret covert operation Pootonium.

'I just got back from the hospital.'
'God. How is he?'
'...Not good.'
'Was it dingleberries after all?'
'No. It was...a singleberry.'
'Hole-y shit.'

by Ann L. M. Ancipator May 29, 2010

singlesnet

A website where losers go to meet other losers.

I met my loser boyfriend on singlesnet

by a satisfied loser September 17, 2010

Singleton

A single sock missing it’s other that would make it a complete pair.

Wtf Scott, you and all your mismatched socks! What are you going to do with that singleton you pulled out of the laundry basket? Put it in your drawer by itself?!?

by ScottySez April 27, 2020

Singleness

the state of not being in a relationship, A.K.A being single. Singleness is usually characterized (if the person does not like singleness) by depression or pissyness and may be confused with PMS in women and BMS in men. It may also be confused with simple perversion, as the afflicted person usually acts somewhat perverted, due to the deprivation of love.

One of teh worst things anyone can ever have.

After Harry broke up with his girlfriend, his friends noticed that he became very depressed and perverted. Harry was suffering from his own singleness.

by N00berson McGee January 6, 2011