Simen

Simen is a very sexy man with fucking gigantic muscles, he typically lives in Norway/Lappland and is the most handsome boy in the town. He loves children especially the small ones that's very underage. He can be spotted outside the children school and kindergarden. Some times he brings his van and put them in his basement.

Did you see Simen took those children in his van, i could hear them screen.
Shimen have sooo big saftig cock

by Nibbemann69 June 1, 2022

pull a simen

When you’re a cunt to close friends.

Ex. Of how you pull a simen.
Bro 1: let’s play warzone.
Bro 2: Sure bro!
Bro 3: fuckye!
«Then bro 2 leaves to play with other people»
Bro 2 pulled a simen.

Bro 1 calls.
Bro 2 ignores the call and goes on to fuck bro 1s fwb.

Bro 2 pulled a simen.

by Brurmigo May 27, 2020

simental

A person who is fat, lazy, and bald. Usually thinks that he is buff when in all reality is just fat. Most people would same that he is a suck up, he calls it just doing his job and qoute "Doing more than others." No one really likes him even though he thinks he is the certain attention. Really just a pathetic human being and a complete waste of space.

"Hey simental what happened to your hair?"
"I don't know i started losing it when I was fifteen."

by notbuff5000 March 7, 2014

Sitten

A spot on someone's pants caused by the person sitting on a bug. The spot is usually on the butt.

The kid had a sitten from where he sat on the rotten mattress.

by GodCube October 17, 2007

Sintention

Noun: Someone's only intention of doing something is to commit a sin.

Examples:

To talk to a man or woman with the main intention if having sex.

To be friends or nicer than usual to someone with the intention of using them for his or her possessions or hook-ups.

"My only sintention of actually talking to this stupid girl is to have sex with her."

by hansonpaulsey November 22, 2009

sixten öqvist deutgen

A fantastic pornstar and a fantastic wanker! He is the best wanker and he likes to masturbate and do blowjubs/suck pussy on everything, dogs, guys,womens,horses and his cat. He likes to get anal to!

"Omg" "you suck pussy so good, you must be a sixten öqvist deutgen"

by Bobbo Bertilsson December 11, 2016

Simen Løvik

A guy with a massive junk of 65.8 cm's and is extremely good at roasting. usually roasts a guy called christian.

1That guys badongadong is so huge!
2oh, he is a Simen Løvik.
1He is the best roaster ever
2 yeah, he is a 100% a Simen løvik

by TheM4ster0fUrbanM3m3's March 21, 2017