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Long John Silvering

When engaging in the act of sexual intercourse from behind whilst wearing an eye patch and parrot on the shoulder (with a cutlass also). Extra point are awarded for shouting "Arr!" and "I found yer treasure me harty!" upon climaxing.
Hey guys, I've got a video of James Long John Silvering this chick with his eye patch and everything"
by J KnuXXX February 24, 2006
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simping

v. to simp. Tricking, groveling, or basically just letting females walk all over you for no apparent reason other than your own bitch-made-ness.
Johnny met Sue. Sue likes Johnny. Johnny fell in love with the poon. Sue tried to put the smack down. Instead of regulating, Johnny started being a simp and takes her out to fancy dinners and what not.

*Johnny is begging Sue to take him back whilst his boys are waiting in the cypher* Homeboy James says, "God damn it Johnny! Stop simping and hit the bleez already you simp-a-ho!"
by The Tallboy March 8, 2005
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Simping

A mental illness that only affects Males
widely reported symptoms are as follows

1) Repetitious mumblings comprising of "Yes Dear" "No Dear" "Sorry Dear"

2) Allows himself to be trod upon repeatedly by females & apologizes pathetically for it

3) Grovelling to a female in the vain hope of receiving her validation to make them feel more like a "real man"

4) Giving attention/praise to undeserving females, the females are well aware of this and will use him to their advantage

5) Putting himself into a subservient/submissive position under a female in the hope of winning them over without the female bringing anything to the table

6) rolling out red carpets for every female encounter for no apparent reason

7) fighting with other Male sufferers either physically or verbally for sole female attention

8) Irrational thoughts
EG. thinks a female with 2 or more bastard children is a high quality female

9) Delusions
EG. In his eyes all females are good no matter what they do or say, he may feel beholden to a female due his delusions

10) Believes that a "Real Man" should shower female's with gifts & pay all her bills & entertainment costs,
most sufferers may do this for sex & validation from the female, whereas non-sufferers can clearly identify this as prostitution. More serious cases of simping sufferers may do this for female validation alone.

Known Cure
"The Red Pill" although some sufferers of simping reported that this can completely disappear with age & experience.
A daily dose of "The Red Pill" can help cure Simping
by Sirius-C April 25, 2019
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Simping

The act of placing women on a pedestal in hopes of getting sex in return from them one day.

Similar to simp only now it's an action.
Johnny is subscribed to 3 e-girls on patreon I be he is mad simping.
by Cslug February 26, 2020
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simping4jack

A hot as hell person who goes by Luciel
"Hey have you heard of simping4jack?"
"Yes they are hot as hell"
by Rumi...Rowan July 5, 2021
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simpeating

A simp repeating everything a person who they are simping for is saying in order to gain their approval.
Extra points for pointing out their similarities.
Susie: "I think the movie was very boring"
Geoffrey: "Yes, I also think that the movie was very boring. We are so similar."
Peter: "Look at Geoffrey, he doesn't have an own opinion. He's always simpeating."
by teilzeitgeisterjäger December 6, 2021
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homie simping

the act of telling your homies that you'll do anything for them so they know u care about them so much
by oli_whirl August 8, 2020
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