Simple Bastard

The village idiot, town drunk, or rides his bike everywhere guy that every town has. Has been known to wave at times, but usually concentrating on something more important like his bag of cans. Multiple DWI's have left the bike as his only method of transportation

Every morning that simple bastard rides his bike to get a twelve pack

by heynow_1 July 25, 2010

Smolet

creating fake hate to satisfy one’s own insecurity, arrogance and stupidity.

He attempted to smolet me with an imaginary bottle of bleach.

by duchesschmoto February 19, 2019

SimpleNinja

A popular YouTuber and a sexy person. He is also known as 'Simple' and 'Simpy'. You look at his name and know you'd lose a 1v1 against him in COD.

Person: Wow Simple, nice cock!
SimpleNinja: Thanks bro!

by a person looking for Joe March 24, 2021

sympaticus simplex

"sympaticus simplex" is a trem coined by NNF to describe a girl who's drop-dead-gorgeous but has very simple view of the world, speaks in simple lines and has simple tastes in life in general, but that's what makes her so attractive.

She'll always be a sympaticus simplex to me.
She's gorgeous, but she's a sympaticus simplex.
She can do whatever she wants but she'll always stay a sympaticus simplex.

by NNF November 21, 2010

gail simone

To participate in lewd sexual conduct with toast. Usually dry (without spread).

Person: that person is buying a lot of bread.
Me: they're probably doing a gail simone.

by B0bby_Brown August 31, 2017

Herpes Simplex 08108

When a shit show of a social media post keeps flaring up because someone else has to chime in with THEIR opinion and/or witty retort.

It burns when I pee and also when I post in Facebook Groups. The doc says I have a wicked case of Herpes Simplex 08108. I asked him why he has to be such an asshole? I got three likes for my last response and he only got two. That means I am right.

by MetaMike November 25, 2018

Simpering simpleton

It is an iconic insult used by our beloved Preminger to express his annoyance
Which we heard him using against nick (one of his 2 henchmen)when he said something completely obvious that angered our little darl

Nick speaking: uhh the Queen

premmy speaking: you simpering simpleton!!!

by CharlESee June 28, 2022