Sidhu Surprise

Technically a defensive act, the sidhu surprise is the most base and depraved form of self preservation. It consists first of cutting holes into both front pockets of all your pants. Then you must sport a huge erection at all times. In the eventuality that someone tries to rob you by putting a weapon to your face and thrusting their hands into your pockets, they get only a fistful of your cock. The moment the thief realizes that he's clutching your erect and pulsating hog, he is simultaneously stricken with horror, fear, and disgust. At this point it is essential to establish eye contact and very subtly offer the delinquent a mischievous grin. The felon generally flees wildly in response. The sidhu surprise has been known to cause suicide in its victims. This technique works best if you frequent shady areas where pick pocketers and other unsavory types are known to lurk. The original Sidhu of 1865 could remain erect all day, but others who have mimicked his methods usually needed to maintain high levels of viagra in their systems in order to be properly prepared to deliver "the surprise".

When I went to south america last year, I almost got robbed three times. Luckily, I gave them the sidhu surprise and now two of the would-be thieves are dead and the last one has taken a keen liking to male brothels.

by maxamillian shreck January 21, 2009

Siddhanth

Siddhanth is a name for a very good and friendly guy who is very cool. He hates to study and loves to play. He is very funny and he loves his friends.

That guy's name should be Siddhanth cause he finished my FIFA 19 before me.

by Sbdbdnfn December 12, 2018

Siddharth

A cool dude who is usually seen as a chad by others, usually a tall and strong male with an appetite for memes

Dababy: I'm such a siddharth
Shrek: Na man I am the siddharth

by anonymous August 25, 2021

Siddhi

I knew a person named Siddhi once. I think the people with this name are ambitious and intelligent. She was hardworking and always tried to achieve the best. She loved good food and travelling. She always wanted to be involved with the world and do great with it. The best part was to laugh with her, talk to her, share things with her as if she was my guardian angel. She loved GOT and friends and good stuff like that. It was wonderful to have her around. However, all good things come to an end and sometimes it's the best for all to seperate way. I pray she stays fine and happy and successful. I hope she gets what she wants.

There are many who have a simple life, there are more who want a good one then there's Siddhi who want a spectacular one.

by ClarkJosephKent November 24, 2021

Siddhi

It means achievement, completion, perfection. Also the wife of Lord Ganesha. Person with the name Sidhi makes a person dedicated to his or her job. These people have faith in spirituality also tend to live in fantasy. Considered to be an immense source of happiness, and entertainment. Practical, status loving, power-seeking, materialistic, fair, self-sufficient, loves controlling other, short tempered, stressful, cunning,Ambitious, Realistic, Powerful, Authoritative, Courageous and Leading.

She's learnt like a Siddhi

by Amodita77 November 22, 2021

sidhu

greatest Jatts in the world
other Jatts look up to Sidhus as their leader
only need 3 words to describe them :

1- Jatt
2- clever
3- rich

person 1: Are you Jatt?
person 2: yh
person 1: YEAH.. are you clever?
person 2: yh
person 1: YEAH..are you rich?
person 2: you must be a Sidhu, am i right?
person 1: yeah boyyyyyyyyyyy

by Jattpower January 10, 2011

Sidah

She's a shy girl and timid too when you first know her. Got a lot of fans and everyone is admiring her cuteness. But, don't get fooled because she's actually is a smart and a totally good liar. When she talks you will hear the most beautiful voice but when she's mad, her words will make you trigerred for real! Kind and sweet but when you broke her heart belive me it will take weeks to heal

Person 1: She's such a SIDAH,l look how many fans she have!

Person 2: Ikr, she also so freaking cute

by Dabellamoon August 21, 2018