Shranky dank

When you gobble up that weed so fast that it seems to have disappeared.

Man, what happened? Our weed went poof-gonzo. That was some mean shranky dank!

by Webbsterrsdicctionaryy September 11, 2015

shrinko

A made up slur used to insight conflict, that means nothing

You: you fucking shrinko!
Shrinko: what the fuck did you call me?
You: you're a fucking shrinko!

by Idfk 50m.power April 21, 2023

Shrinkpotle

The restaurant chain formerly known as Chipotle, until around 2022 when they began to significantly shrink portion sizes to combat inflation. Once a proud company and many people's go-to mexican spot, Chipotle has now become nothing more than a bite-size burrito boondoggle.

Joe: Hey Brad, want to hit up Chipotle for lunch? Brad: You mean Shrinkpotle? No thanks, I'm not interested in paying $10 for the Ant Burrito Especial.

by bavery08 August 5, 2023

Seasonal Shrinkage

The proven theory that penises are smaller during winter and therefore cant be measured reliably during these months.

It was the first time she saw my penis, but due to seasonal shrinkage i made a bad impression.

by Carl Pontusson August 15, 2017

head shrinker

A psychologist (derogatory).

See also: shrink.

"I've been going to a head shrinker to deal with my anxiety problems and to make the voices in my head shut up."

by xido November 7, 2004

shrinkage

What happens to your pecker in cold water. From a Seinfeld episode.

"Lorena, I don't really have a needle dick. I just got out of the pool!"
"Here, let me cut it off with these nail scissors,"

by Octopod November 21, 2003

Shrink wrap

condom, condoms.

gimmie my shrink wrap.

by C.J. Henry February 22, 2004