shralps

several pieces of shrapnel penetrating the ass lodged deep in the rectum frequently resulting in lifelong shrinkage and boner failure

comically devastating painful consequences of foolhardy behavior

Seemed like a perfect tackle until the splintered helmet was discovered but shralps in two. Even if there was ever to be another use of a condom the average size would be far too lose now. Orgasms impossible now.

*click* :whrrrrrr: **BANG** Oh fuck it looks like you've been pummeled by that mine with shralps. You might never sit again!

by real ow May 29, 2013

shramp

Owning a hill on a board like a pro. Shramping can be taken to higher levels by launching off the back of a moving car and hit the downhill slope on your board like a true shramper would. An unsuccessful hill shramp may lead to being laughed at and/or being called a kewk, aside from injury.

Damn, I just shramped this hill on my board from top to bottom.

by Gimodos May 18, 2008

shraps

A person lacking talent in FPS games, and yet owns in RTS games.

Whoa, that guy is a shraps! ... but he's so feminine.

by MaNiFoLD January 29, 2004

shampshit

Another name for shampoo

The shampshit smells like cherry!

by Tom L. June 27, 2007

Shrampin'

Laying the mack down in a classy way.

I used to play it trashy, but now I stick to shrampin'.

by John Courage September 8, 2009

scramps

The cramps you receive after drinking too much soda too fast.

"Man dude, I have the scramps after chugging that root beer."

by Polar_Beats August 23, 2016

shrimps & biscuits

When you wear open back/open toe shoes and your toes (shrimps) extend out too far and your heels (biscuits) extend out from the back of the shoe.

Example: Did you see her Shrimps & Biscuits? Girl, you better wear the right shoes for those feet.

by Jphoenix7x January 4, 2017