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Speed therapy is when you go at high speeds in a car to clear your mind and get rid of any bad thoughts.
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Speed therapy is when you go at high speeds in a car to clear your mind and get rid of any bad thoughts.
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A speed bump is:
1. A bump of speed(Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) that you mix with soda and drink or that you sniff with a straw. Speed bumps are usually weighed on a scale before you consume(eat) it. These speed bumps are fun!
2. A bump in the road put there by the city to slow down traffic to around 25mph. If you drive too fast over a speed bump, your car will get off the ground and then crash back down on the floor, causing damage to your car, and then maybe a ticket. These speed bumps suck.
3. A game where if you're driving over a speed bump, you and your friends do a speed(Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) bump. Doing speed bumps are fun and distract you from the stupid speed bumps you got to drive over.
1. A bump of speed(Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) that you mix with soda and drink or that you sniff with a straw. Speed bumps are usually weighed on a scale before you consume(eat) it. These speed bumps are fun!
2. A bump in the road put there by the city to slow down traffic to around 25mph. If you drive too fast over a speed bump, your car will get off the ground and then crash back down on the floor, causing damage to your car, and then maybe a ticket. These speed bumps suck.
3. A game where if you're driving over a speed bump, you and your friends do a speed(Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) bump. Doing speed bumps are fun and distract you from the stupid speed bumps you got to drive over.
*speed bump ahead
Bobby: Let's do speed bumps!
Cindy: Sure!
Crank Mountain: Doing speed bumps is going to be cool!
*Crank Mountain slows down the car
*speed bump.
Bobby: *sniffs speed
Cindy: *sniffs speed
Crank Mountain: *sniffs speed
Bobby, Cindy, and Crank Mountain: Oh yeah!
Bobby: Let's do speed bumps!
Cindy: Sure!
Crank Mountain: Doing speed bumps is going to be cool!
*Crank Mountain slows down the car
*speed bump.
Bobby: *sniffs speed
Cindy: *sniffs speed
Crank Mountain: *sniffs speed
Bobby, Cindy, and Crank Mountain: Oh yeah!
by HawaiianPunch1 December 21, 2021
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Normal person: I took 25mg blue speed and alphabetized my music collection. I became hyper.
ADHD person: I took 30mg blue speed and became focused yet calmer.
Third guy: So you're both speed heads.
ADHD person: I took 30mg blue speed and became focused yet calmer.
Third guy: So you're both speed heads.
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