Strawberry Shortcake

When you punch a chick on her nose, as she is bleeding you cum all over her face.

Last time i had Strawberry Shortcake it didn’t have two ingredients!

by BiraTooth May 5, 2020

shortage

Shortage - a clever way to describe a collection of things in a deminishing size (collective noun).

What is the collective noun for a collection of dwarves? Oh, you mean 'A shortage'!

by Domnic April 9, 2015

Straberry Shortcake

The act of a male ejaculating onto a female, then punching her in the nose, making her bleed. The blood will mix and make a light pink color, much like the color of a straberry shortcake.

Oh yeah, I have a fetish for giving girls straberry shortcakes!

by -=Sephiroth=- May 26, 2004

Strawberry Shortcake

Popular(?) kids marketing franchise from the early 80's, with a TV special show every year from 1980 to 1985. Also spawned a game, somewhere.

The series got a somewhat short re-release in 1991, then a re-re-release in 2002, lasting until the present day. A proper TV series is now made, as well as some games, and of course, the somewhat creepy dolls.

Also can be a derogatory term for girls who are short, with red hair, and a totally lush dessert.

My sister is totally into Strawberry Shortcake, despite it's lack of consistancy with the originals...

by Allan Scott November 25, 2007

starwberry shortcake

First off the word is spelled wrong you dumb fuck! It should be strawberry shortcake. I tried to add the correct spelling, but was unable!
Definition: When a guy cums on a girls face and then punches her in the nose, making it bleed and the blood mixes in with the cum.

I really wanted to slam it home on that cunt with a nice dirty sanchez, but had to settle for a strawberry shortcake instead.

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

Shockwave

Condition caused by prolonged use of Ecstasyor MDMA. Presents during sleep, causes person to believe that they've woken up. Person tries to talk/move/scream and is unable to move/speak. Mind realizes paralysis and is terrified. Sensation of feeling trapped in your mind. Eventually the person wakes and realization sets in.

"John is not coming out tonight, he got shockwave last night and it freaked him."

by holoveuse May 14, 2009

chocolate strawberry shortcake

to give someone a dirty sanchez then give them a strawberry shortcake

tina's face needed more flavor and color, so i gave that ho a chocolate strawberry shortcake

by crimson scorch November 26, 2006