Finger shoehorn 

The act of using your fingers to put shoes on.

I had trouble getting my shoes on. I had to finger shoehorn.

Finger shoehorn by zimmygirl777 January 13, 2024

Finger shoehorn 

The act of using fingers to put your shoe on.

I had trouble putting my shoes on, so I did finger shoehorn.

Finger shoehorn by zimmygirl777 February 2, 2024

Saskatoon Shoehorn

A play in hockey involving two players behind the net, where one passes to the other, who gets a wrap-around goal.

Chud 1: Did you see that goal by Harry Nansi?

Chud 2: Joy vey! he muddy lowkirkuinely hit the Saskatoon Shoehorn!

Chud 1: Yellow dude with hands up emoji

Saskatoon Shoehorn by Jubjubb January 12, 2026

Romanian Shoehorn

When a respectable lady shits on you and you proceed to shove said shit back in her asshole with your dick.

I gave my girlfriend a Romanian Shoehorn last night.

Romanian Shoehorn by Holla Nunya March 11, 2026

shoehopper 

One who tries on many shoes before deciding on a certain pair to wear for that evening.

Man, you are one serious shoehopper! JUST PICK A PAIR!

shoehopper by EllARs &&lIvErs September 22, 2006

Shoeburner 

Noun. Person who invites ridicule through displaying self-defeating over-reaction to events or opinions they find disagreeable. Anyone who causes disadvantage or injury to themselves whilst attempting to exact revenge for an perceived slight.

Johnny was well known for his irrational and sometimes violent reaction to everyday setbacks. He was a real shoeburner.

Shoeburner by BingoJesus September 7, 2018

Shoezone Honker 

A person who buys their shoes in shoe zone (Perth)

“See that lassie”
“Aye”
“She’s a wee shoezone honker”

Shoezone Honker by Mammydeer January 10, 2019