holy snapping duck shit!

Yet another Australian expression of surprise, disbelief ar anguish. There is quite a collection of these (see tags below).

Usually said with each word pronounced very separately and deliberately, but is quite often uncontrolled. The first thing I said when I turned on the TV and saw the World Trade Centre collapse was:

"Holy Snapping Duck Shit!"

by Choda Boy 57 August 24, 2006

Calendar Shopping

Those times when you buy a new Calander before New Years. This is usually done a day or two after Christmas.

Person 1: Hey lets go Calendar Shopping. I need to get a new Calander before New Years.

Person 2: Aight. I'm gonna get me one of those FHM calandars.

by Dancing with Fire December 29, 2010

shraping

The act of shitting ones pants in order to avoid anal rape.

Yo, I'm gonna rape that little bitch... Aww nevermind, he's shraping himself.

by longrod vonbigdong March 1, 2011

shtupping

Having sex; fucking.

Did you know Brian is shtupping his secretary?

by illEATurHARTout March 4, 2004

pimp slapping

The act of smacking a nigger bitch in her face, really hard.

Did you hear that Chris Brown was pimp slapping, that nigger bitch, Rhianna.

by omegs greek March 2, 2009

snapping pussy

"A particular type of pussy with good, strong, muscle contraction that can grab on to you and give you a decent fuck" Also see: George Carlin

She has one snappin' pussy!

by gnrspalmstroke September 10, 2004

slapping the ham

To masturbate continually for hours upon end.

Danny is known for slapping the ham.

by sixtynine lover June 26, 2006