Shledium

When its not quite a shlong

I would'nt say it was a shlong... more of a shledium.

by SPark12 February 24, 2005

shlemazel

A person who suffers the screw-ups of a shlemiel.

A shlemiel is the guy who buys a coke at the ball game and spills it on the guy in front of him, who is a shlemazel.

by Bruce February 4, 2004

Shleep

When someone roasts you or someone else and makes you question your existence. Can also be used when a person says something or does something so dumb it makes you figuratively die.

John: Yo that that guy over there was just trying to toast a waffle and lit himself on fire

Grant: Hahahaha bruh I'm shleep

by shleepgod February 26, 2017

Shlechtables

1.
a drug or other substance which has a physiological effect when ingested or otherwise introduced into the body.

2. Illegally obtained drugs for recreation use.

3. Alcohol

Steve walked in to the party and asked if there were any shlechtables

by Nojobjoe April 23, 2017

Shlerd

A unique mixture of shit, vomit and cum. Often with a hint of piss.

Timmy: "Mom I "shlerded" in my pants again.
Mom: "Don't worry I'll clean it all up, AGAIN."

by Shlerdman August 12, 2017

shleoiuagh

Some asian guy's fan fic sort of an insult pronounced shlooo also has every vowel

u r a fat shleoiuagh

by some smelly asian guy October 31, 2018

shleem

cum

she took all my shleem

by cumdumpsterslut July 6, 2021