Shitfuck

A verb in the english language which typically means that something has gone very wrong. Only if the correct phrase is uttered in such a moment of terror or frustration can it be a true shitfucking

Trainee *sneezes in John's face*
Trainee: "SHIT! FUCK!! I AM SOOOO SORRY, JOHN!"
John: "shitfuck is right! Jesus, you shitfucked all over me! I'm getting out of here before i get shitfucked again, see you later my shitfucking friend."

by Wypipo whisperer August 10, 2020

ALLIGATOR SHITFUCK

A sexual position involving a modification of the traditional alligator fuckhouse, considering an adaptation of the close missionary position and rolling down a hill without pulling out or slipping into the wrong oriface

Curls detailing an alligator shitfuck 'A voyage too far, to the ends of the earth, or Mayo', detailing a previous experience of sexual experimentation

by Raysdamanlovr May 14, 2009

shitfucked

Another term for shitfaced, usually when one is under the influence of both alcohol and marijuana.

"Goddddd, I'm sooooo shitfucked!"

by CGO February 5, 2008

Shitluck

Jason Choi '02, Swarthmore College. Phi Psi member who jumped out a second-story window in his first full weekend at college.

Did you hear that Shitluck jumped out of a second-story Wharton window?

by Baller-Ass Nigga October 1, 2004

Shitfucked

When someone is in a lot of trouble.

"The doctors say he has 1 in a million chance of survival. That guy is totally shitfucked."

by tho3m December 30, 2009

Shitcuck

(Noun) One who is a social cuckold who also may or may not be a sexual cuckold. Usually a male member of western culture who has adopted passive, and feminine traits to portray himself in a "progressive" light to his peers. Examples include make feminists and members of Antifa

"Did you see Mike marching with those feminists against Islamiphobia?" "yeah what a shitcuck. I bet his World War II vereran grandfather would be real proud."

by Shart Shartson September 18, 2018

Shitfuck

Offcial curse of the euphonium section. Can be used as an adjective, a noun, or in praise.

What shitfucky weather.

That kid is such a shitfuck.

That trip was the shitfuck.

by High King Turgon January 4, 2010