by IMPREGOFOREGO May 2, 2010
Get the shinappens mug.Mishap: When you get a flat tire on the way to a doctor's appointment, and your crowbar breaks and the doctor's receptionist won't give you a break because it's not 24 hours notice and you forgot your triple A card.
Shithap: When the same thing is happening in a blizzard and a semi is jacknifing toward you at 80 MPH on the ice.
Shithap: When the same thing is happening in a blizzard and a semi is jacknifing toward you at 80 MPH on the ice.
by JordanMacLeanAuthor March 26, 2013
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Shit + Tsunami= Shitnami. An urgent, sudden, copious, and explosive emptying of bowel contents. Often happens after a night of draft beer, boiled eggs and/or White Castles.
"Oh, man, Jimmy, I had such a shitnami after downing all those draft beers and pickled eggs last night.
by elysian69 May 25, 2016
Get the Shitnami mug.Michelangelo during a chip and dale event created a shitnana split right on stage in front of everyone!
by Thecdone January 29, 2021
Get the Shitnana split mug.is a state of being similar to rowdy but at a 10-fold magnitude of intensity which also always involves copious amounts of intoxicating drink and questionable(awesome) decisions.
"Dude did you see Keegan last night he was crunk dancing all night like basically all the way to the floor, and then he jumped off the roof naked."
"Yeah he was pretty shitnasty
"Yeah he was pretty shitnasty
by asubbrown April 1, 2010
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Get the shithappens mug.1. Like a sitrep, but in a civilian / corporate context and, more specifically, describing a situation that has absolutely no silver lining.
WALT: Hey boss, looks like we have a big problem here.
JAMES: Gimme the shithap.
WALT: Well, it looks like the production line is down because of civil unrest in Thailand and when I tried to get in touch with the COO, he was freaking out about a dead prostitute in his hotel room.
JAMES: Not good.
WALT: Male prostitute.
JAMES: Really not good.
WALT: Potentially a Jonas brother.
JAMES: Top grade shithap, Walt. Get my chopper fueled for Phuket and keep up the good work.
JAMES: Gimme the shithap.
WALT: Well, it looks like the production line is down because of civil unrest in Thailand and when I tried to get in touch with the COO, he was freaking out about a dead prostitute in his hotel room.
JAMES: Not good.
WALT: Male prostitute.
JAMES: Really not good.
WALT: Potentially a Jonas brother.
JAMES: Top grade shithap, Walt. Get my chopper fueled for Phuket and keep up the good work.
by Harris Bergstein May 12, 2010
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