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Shitmonkey [Shit - Monkey]

a.) I retarded Individual whom has lost his mind from years of substance abuse, self loathing and/or (not partial to) his therefore lack of knowledge to his born idiocy.

b.) The loud mouth comedian who tries to derive everyone's attention towards a imaginary object, so he can muster up enough balls to flee undetected .

c.) Anyone, or anything that pisses you off! an all out shit storm parade of cursing on some poor undeserving soul.
Shitmonkey Shit - monkey

a.) The guy that sits next to you at the hockey game

b.) A Mime

c.) The guy who dresses up as a purple Tyranni whore- ass - Rex

d.) Me on to many days up trying to accomplish a unworldly list of tasks.
by Duncan McCockinue September 14, 2011
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shitmonk

The name commonly given to people who worship shit. For example: 1. People who eat their shit or the shit of others. 2. People who have a shrine in their home and pray to Shitzi ( the Greek god of shit ). 3. People who lay big shits in the toilet, or in their bed, and bring their friends in to inspect the glory. 4. People who worship having shit on their penises so much that they go around ramming their cocks in the shitholes of many dogs.
Guy1: Man, my damn toilet is clogged up!
Guy2: Hey, call Daniel. He'll fix it. He'll shove his arm up in there and pull that turd right out. Yeah, he's a real shitmonk.
by EatMyJunk April 24, 2009
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shitmoney

1) Very rich and/or snotty person often seeing themselves above you 2) A person usually easily mooched off of
*Damn dogg, I'm hungry. Let's go to shitmoneys house and take somma his food.

**Aight, how bout we grab some waffles and juiceboxes?
by NJC March 29, 2005
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shitsophrenia

Dementia poocox-
A psychotic disorder characterized by frequent scent detection of fecies. Often times shitsoprenics have multiple personalites in which one "face" carries on everyday smelling, but the other "face" intermittently becomes overwhelmed with the scent of man dumps. After years of untreated shitsophrenia subjects develop a poo-losophy and become distant from bathrooms altogether. As many cases advance through time subjects afflicted find themselves hallucinating and screaming until insanity pervades. At this point in the hallucinations, accidental suicide is prevalent as the subjects seek to plug their nose with anyhing they can find and eventually squish their brain.
"Dude it smells like baby brown paste like mass in here I gotta get out of here, oh wait, I guess it doesn't that must be my shitsophrenia acting up again."
by JoRoMo December 10, 2009
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Shitzophrenia

A shit which can turn from solid to liquid, or vice versa, without warning.
My sister did a hard shit, then a sloppy shit....reckon she is suffering from shitzophrenia
by Dave Bryan March 25, 2013
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SHITMOPPER

a person who does very low wage labour
"Man , I quit hanging with Jimmy , it turns out he's a shitmopper at the restaurant down the street
by Ken Jones August 29, 2005
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Shitopotamus

A bowel movement so large that it gets wedged at the bottom of the toilet bowl and peeks out above the water.
After not pooing for days, John released a Shitopotamus so large that the ASPCA deployed their emergency animal rescue squad.
by knowerofstuff March 1, 2013
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