shitfiddler

Just a dumb fuck who can't comprehend the simplest commands.

"Jeff, wheres my coffee you shitfiddler?"

"Jeff, wheres my coffee you shitfiddler?"
See wiffenwapper

by blacklistXx August 16, 2009

shitkicker

70's - 80's slang for cowboy, cowboy "wanna' be", or urban cowboy (wouldn't know what to do w/ the bull if/when he ever got it by the horns!)

Them shitkickers probably never done broke more sweat than trying the Texas 2-step or line dancing down at the Broken Spoke. Give real cowboys a bad name!

by hydrogeo December 26, 2004

shit kid

A person whom one can relate to shit for more than one reason, such as their skin or hair is the color of shit, they always talk about shit, or always have to take a shit.

A:I have to take a crap.
B: Again? You are such a shit kid.

by dustandechoes91 December 6, 2006

shitkicker

A lower class white person who hails from a rural area

All of Hicksville's shitkickers gathered at the rodeo arena on Saturday nights.

by Dolphin_X April 3, 2003

Shitkin

When your sitting on the toilet taking a shit and you look up and get slapped in the face by a mondo Dukie that was stuck to the ceiling from the person before you.

the fat guy before me in the bathroom just slapped me with a shitkin.

by 6Thgear280z August 15, 2017

shitkittens

(interjection) An expression of irritation or anger that exploits the ironic juxtaposition of the scatalogical expletive "shit" with the harmless fluffy imagery of kittens. Also alludes to the colloquialism that one is so nervous/upset that one could birth kittens, or shit something unusual.

Oh shitkittens! I left my cell phone at home.

by Sarah Keebs August 30, 2005

Shitkicker

A word used to describe someone who wears heavy Cowboy type boots. Also used to describe someone from the south who talks with a Twang in their voice.

(1)Look at the shitkickers that ol' boy has on.

(2)Devin: Hey Paul. I'll bet you $10, That guy driving that jacked up Ford 4x4 extended cab with the 40 inch mudboggers is a shitkicker.

Paul: You're not taking my money THAT easy Dev! The truck is covered in mud,Has Git-R-Done! wrote beneath the gun rack and a set of bumper nuts hanging from the trailer hitch. Of course he's a shitkicker!

by Troublesome '96 February 22, 2008