Shiitake

a type of Japanese asian mushroom that sissies use as a benign way to say shit

oh shiitake mushrooms

by ihategeometry October 15, 2003

Shitidiot

Some turd who is a combination of a shithead and an idiot.

I heard Dickson spreads cream cheese in his butt while listening to Dido, what a fucking shitidiot.

by Mr. Bob Diesel January 7, 2009

Fortress of Shitatude

When you find a rarely used toilet in the workplace.

Dude I found a toilet no one uses at the office, it's my fortress of shitatude

by mregina August 27, 2016

shiticane

fast, forceful messy event: somebody or something resembling a violent storm of fecal matter flying in all directions. An escalation beyond shit hitting the fan but between shitsunami

We did not deliver the product to the customer on time and now we are facing a shiticane.

or

We're in the eye of a shiticane here Julian, and Ricky's a low shit system.

by Steve Swytech January 11, 2009

Shiticism

The opposite of constructive criticism. This kind of criticism offers no form of help.

1: Can you listen to this song and give me constructive criticism about how I could make it better, etc.?

2: Okay, *listens to song*.

1: So, what do you think?

2: It's shit. (this criticism offers no advice, therefore is not constructive, and is therefore shiticism).

by beffispro May 15, 2010

shitigation

The act of reducing, the severity of the shittiness of a situation.

Being a project manager requires a large amount of shitigation, to prevent the rest of the team from having to deal with crappy projects.

by Charles M. Nagasaki August 10, 2016

drop some shiites off at the mosque

to take a shit

Man, I didn't take a shit during that 3-day camping trip. I need to go drop some shiites off at the mosque.

by pinch one July 1, 2009