The most extreme type of bowel evacuation known to man. A 10 out of 10 on the Rectum Scale. Always fatal…to anyone downwind.
Coroner: Sharon accidentally killed three bystanders after she performed Shitmageddon on the subway platform. Two others are in critical condition at a nearby hospital.
Reporter: What was the cause?
Coroner: Our hazmat team at the site has detected traces of Thai food and Taco Bell.
Reporter: Dear god.
Reporter: What was the cause?
Coroner: Our hazmat team at the site has detected traces of Thai food and Taco Bell.
Reporter: Dear god.
by Done it all dave December 25, 2023
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Reporter: What happened here?!
Police Detective: Dave performed shitmageddon on the subway platform, killing two instantly, and sending three others to hospital.
Reporter: What caused this??
Detective: We’re not sure yet, but our hazmat team onsite found traces of Thai food, and Taco Bell.
Reporter: Dear god
Police Detective: Dave performed shitmageddon on the subway platform, killing two instantly, and sending three others to hospital.
Reporter: What caused this??
Detective: We’re not sure yet, but our hazmat team onsite found traces of Thai food, and Taco Bell.
Reporter: Dear god
by Done it all dave January 10, 2024
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someone who is small, weak, or lacking in any or all physical strength and skill. Not to much hope for this person, because when encountered, it usually cries for some odd reason or another.
1) In dodgeball, we ganged up on shitsnagel and made him cry like a bitch.
2)Shitsnagels hands were cold, so he cried and wanted his mommy.
2)Shitsnagels hands were cold, so he cried and wanted his mommy.
by Salm Yong March 26, 2007
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by Shinikage October 6, 2012
Get the Shinikage mug.When two or more coworkers experience horrid work conditions, esp. Navy. Replaces "shipmate" with "shitmate."
*Word comes from above that the weekend has been cancelled*
"Well, looks like we are going to be stuck here yet again, shitmates!"
"Well, looks like we are going to be stuck here yet again, shitmates!"
by rukasu_01 May 14, 2014
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Shitmate go hygiene, you smell like ass.
Shitmate go hygiene, you smell like ass.
by Slackjaw Johnson November 10, 2019
Get the Shitmate mug.Energy unit to count how stable your anal glands at the time of the day. If Shittage is over 9000 it probably means you are at the plasmatic stage. Aka: solar plops. This is seen as brown lazer beams or white/yellow balls of plasma to enter your mother and burn her.
e.g. "BY THE HOLY POWER OF JESUS'S SAGGY MAN TITTYS, YOU HAVE FAIR SHITTAGE (proceeds to sexy low groaning)!!!"
by Jesus Spaz out?? yes in africa July 21, 2021
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