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Shitcobble

Similar to 'Macguyvering, (although the quality of said work is poor and generally so is the product)' a (to) shitcobble can be used interchangeably as a noun and a verb. 'Putting something together with limited or poor resources all the while having little to no idea how to exactly put the resources together in a cohesive manner.' It should be noted that a shitcobble can also be intangible, such as when someone's plan or idea is shittily constructed. (A shitcobble is the product of shitcobbling. Thus, to shitcobble results in a product known as a shitcobble.)
My life is a fucking shitcobble.
by diapergays dan October 27, 2010
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shitcoin69

Shitcoin is an innovative new kind of money and store of value with the vision of one day helping those who are battling against a shitty time in life with incredible gains.
Shitcoin69 pumps every time Elon takes a shit.
by Shit-toshi November 13, 2021
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Disney Channel Sitcom

My baby just made his first Disney Channel Sitcom in the toilet!
by W.C. the Producer July 23, 2014
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Shitcoiner

A person suffering from a mental disorder which makes them believe any "cryptocurrency" other than bitcoin is actually a useful contribution to humanity (and not a complete scam). Although often indistinguishable in behavior, there is not a complete overlap between shitcoiners, pump-and-dump scammers, and ignorant herd-mentality technobabble worshippers, however most experts estimate a direct link in 99.9% of cases.
"Don't mind Vitalik over there, even he's confused, after all he's just a shitcoiner."
"Can you believe Angelo actually bought some stupid internet token with a dog on it?! what a shitcoiner!!!"

"Wow, I can't believe Satoshi Nakamoto had such a deep understanding of the past decades of research in computer science, cryptography, money, personal liberty and so much more in order to develop and offer the world such an amazing tool like bitcoin... A shitcoiner would've thrown a few lines of javascript together with a big marketing campaign of influencers paid through a 70% premine and called it a day"
by ElizabethHomes.eth August 15, 2021
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Shitbombing

Putting feces in an almost empty shampoo bottle, add water or urine. Shake the bottle and spray it on your victim.

Mostly done in prison
On the bars I could see a brown substance which were the remains of fellow prisoners shitbombing each other.
by Prison Kikel May 13, 2009
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shitcoat

When someone brings you non-bad news, or makes a statement, but then say it in a rude or a slick way, so then it sounds like an insult.
Guy #1: "Well, well, well. Looks like somebody's momma finally took them shopping."
Guy #2: "Bra, are you trying to say you like my fit?"
Guy #1: "You know me so well."
Guy #2: "Yeah. I know you like to shitcoat everything."
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A-Town Shitbomb

When a girl is sitting on a guys lap and he goes to hug her, but squeezes so hard that it makes her shit her pants.
I accidentally gave my boyfriend the A-Town Shitbomb last night.
by 907Angelica February 3, 2009
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