Hey Shitass

HEY SHITASS I'M AM SICK OF SEEING YOU IN MY RECOMMENDED MATE, THE MEME IS DEAD, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO PUT YOU DOWN *Cocks gun* GIMME ALL YOUR LOOT *Gunshot* COME ONNNN *Shoots Shitass* YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH WOOOO OH MY GOD, GOLD INGOTS, DIAMOND GEAR, A GOLD PLAY BUTTON, AND A... AN UNO REVERSE CARD? SHITASS YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY- SHITASS MATE, STEP OUT OF THE KV-1 SOVIET TANK, I WAS ONLY JOKING, I WAS ONLY JO- *Dies*

Hey shitass wanna see me speedrun?
*Heavy earrape mic breathing and heavy mouse tap noises*

by I'll see you in 2031 November 19, 2020

go to Shitcago

to take a shit, no matter what city, state or country you are in.

Whenever I drink coffee I have to go to Shitcago almost immediately afterwards.

by ducksRpeople2 August 23, 2011

Shitcation

A shitty vacation.

Guy 1 asks: "How was your trip bro?"

Guy 2 answers: "It sucked ass, I'm sorry I went with that cunt, all she did was bitched the whole fuckin time"

Guy 1 responds: "Sorry man, sounds like you had a shitcation"

by BroMike November 8, 2012

Shitgassam

When you take such pleasure out of taking a shit that you orgasam

Uhhh just had a huge shitgassam

by Ksiisamonkey May 8, 2019

shitcessful

When, on the backside of a night of major drinking, you sit down on the commode and use those 8 Coronas to push your wife’s meatloaf through your balloon knot and into the toilet where it should have gone in the first place. All while having the extruded log going from what looks like old petrified, burnt bark to smooth light-brown peanut butter.

Hey Tom, you having a good day? “Man, I’m having a shitcessful day!” Oh really? Did you blow out that struggle plug or something? “Dude, I reset my bowels to Thursday before my wife fed me a meatloaf that looked like a dead cat. I feel like I can take over the world now!!”

by Bobby the Bug Man September 21, 2020

ShitAssTits

Something that Arin Hanson Screams in Rage do to his Fails while playing video Games

SHITASSTITS!!

- ARIN HANSON

by ARIN HANSON AKA EGORAPTOR January 8, 2021

Shitassitude

A World View bereft of anything decent, human or sanitary in its relentlessly disgusting pursuit of thrusting fecal matter in the face of Christian Civilization.

"The Shitassitude of Donald tRump was on Full Display when he and his acolytes organized the January 6th Insurrection for the sole purpose of thrusting his fecal matter in the face of Christian Civilization.

by Angry Larry September 22, 2021