dry smash her shit box

Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): plural dry smash her shit box·es
Etymology: "Off Topic Discussion" subforum of the internet forum "Shroomery"
Date: 2000s

: Intercourse involving penetration of the anus by the penis without the aid of lubrication : Anal

Gnubobo asks, "Wondering about how things might go with this chick...but she has a kid.
I instinct is telling me to keep my photon lasers locked on bar sluts. But I just don't know."

"dry smash her shit box

And tell the kid what a slut his mother is, and thats why he doesn't have a father," replies BigsWang.

by Kieran King January 8, 2009

Jack Up Your Shit Box

To be beaten severely about the head, face, body etc. i.e. "Jack up" from
being jacked up combined with shit box

"I will Jack Up Your Shit Box!"

"Tony landed one punch on that guy and really "jacked up his shit box"

by Morbog September 27, 2004

Shit in a box

Those things in all the Mario Kart games that you lay down to look like gift boxes, but when a person picks them up, they get blown up.

I thought I was gonna get some turbos or a turtle shell, but it was a shit in a box.

by Springa December 4, 2020

jack in the box shit

a crap you have been holding in all day and as soon as you get home and sit on the thrown one quick push your done and the bowl is totally full.

" I had to take a dump around noon but waited til I got home at 5, I sat on the crapper one push and it was the old Jack in the box shit.

by Mark W Stack January 16, 2008

Shit Box

Used to describe something with a horrible smell. Bad smelling.

(Walks into the locker room)

Gabby: It smells like a shit box in here.

Kelsey: I know, it smells disgusting.

by aliengabbs2 October 18, 2010

Northern Shit Box

A person and who comes from a family of wealth, has a secondary residence in Northern Michigan, does whatever they would like without regard for others or consequences of their actions, loves White Claw, and loves Donny T.

Justin said he saw quite a few Northern Shit Boxes coming into the Meijer yesterday.

by ReneeD. June 7, 2020

Shit-Boxing

Hot-boxing but instead of weed and a confined room or space, shitting up your pants , jolts or what every leg wear is present.

"Yo Jimmy, me a Frank just got done Shit-Boxing or jorts!" "Wtf is wrong with you?"

by Mother-Humper September 8, 2022