shishkabob

verb,: to shishkabob is to impale a male's genitalia with any sharp pointy object, such as the pointy end of an umbrella or a skewer.

"dude did you hear about Ron?"
"no why"
"Cuz he hit on some chick the other day and she totally shishkabobed him"

shishkabob by DJ Baggy April 29, 2008

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shishkabobulated

The pain caused when you're plowing through shis-ka-bobs and keep impaling the roof of your mouth on the skewers. Maybe you ought to slow down before you move on to the next one, big fella.

Kid: Hey Albert, you want some cake?

Albert: Oh, I'd love some, but I'm all shishkabobulated from poking myself 15 times in the last hour. Maybe later.

Kid: How 'bout now?

Albert: Now's later. Okay.

shishkabobulated by Krakky McKraken October 24, 2010

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Shishkabob

When a female simultaneously takes two dicks from two fairly tall men, one in the mouth and one in the ass, and is lifted off of the ground due to their height. Not the be confused with the "Rotisserie Chicken", which is the same act with the addition of the men spinning the girl once she is airborne.

Tom: Did you bang that girl last night?
Jack: Yeah, Lou and I shishkabobed the fuck out of her!

Shishkabob by GJS813 October 8, 2016

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Shishkabob

A very intimate, part-physical, part-mental connection that is found between two people. It is a link between the closest of friends. It is a connection that is difficult for others to understand.

Zack: Dude you wanna hang out tonight?

Brandon: I was just about to suggest the same thing! SHISHKABOB!!

Zack: SHISHKABOB!!!

Claire: I don't understand...

Brandon: We are shishkabob. You won't get it

Shishkabob by hawkowlnelson October 28, 2011