Shittleshlong

When your having sex, doggy style, and the girl takes a shit on your dick. This is happening while penetrating.

Dude, she shittleshlonged all over my dick last night. It was kinda gross but her shittleshlong kinda turned me on.

by thatoneguy911911911 November 11, 2009

shwitless

A combination of "shitless" and "witless".

Dude, give me something to do, I'm bored shwitless.

by zomgmouse April 2, 2010

Sshiptlessss

Secrete government language

I know English and Sshiptlessss

by Conman68 May 24, 2019

Scared Stiffless

A type of performance anxiety where a man cannot summon a boner for fear of losing it again.

Maurine was all wet and waiting for him, but John was scared stiffless, so they listened to the radio instead.

by squishiefishie October 31, 2018

aint-shitness

a common characteristic of an individual (most commonly a guy) whose main actions are not worth the feces that comes out of their bottoms.

"I will not succumb to my exes aint-shitness just because he buys me flowers."

"Every guy I seem to like always disappoints me with their aint-shitness."

by nettaschoe February 17, 2009

Shirtless Sawyer

Used as a nonsense response to threads on the "Lost" iMDB message boards not deemed worthy of a proper reply. Variations include: Mopless Kevin, Lifeless Locke, Waltless Michael, Caneless Nestor.

Original Poster: Whatever happened to Rose and Bernard?

Responding Poster: Shirtless Sawyer.

by Benry_Lale May 23, 2009

bored shitless

A way of describing your boredom, bored shitless implies that you are REALLY REALLY bored, and have probably been for some time to have started to say "bored shitless".

I'm bored shitless so I'm correcting this words deffinition.

by TrisBored January 6, 2008