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shuffling cards

when the person whomstdve is slobbing on thy knob jerks thy shaft whilst fiddling yonder coin purse
"Man he really shuffled my cards."
"Sandra's so poor she's shuffling cards for the mafia."
by regretrhombus June 28, 2017
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Shufflin

An action that you perform every day; the act of performing a

"shuffle"
Every day I'm shufflin
by A Party Person January 2, 2012
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Turtle Shelling

In Call of Duty: MW2, when someone puts a Riot Shield on their back and goes prone so they can not be knifed.
Ah, i'm playing knife only and this guy keeps Turtle Shelling me.
by Mr.Wizenhymer September 8, 2010
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Turtle Shelling

The art of hiding an erection while sitting and leaning one's upper torso at a 45 degree angle betwixt one's chest and lap. The owner of said erection then proceeds to arch their back in such a way that makes them appear to be sitting upright. This causes said erection to recede into the body causing a "turtle shell" effect.
"Dude, my Spanish teacher is so hot...she had me turtle shelling all class."
by JoPaGeRi.TBC January 2, 2009
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Every Day I'm shufflin'

Part of the Lyrics to Party Rock Anthem written by the famous LMFAO. Right after this is said starts the awesome shufflin' dance which was danced by the people who were taken over by the shuffling. Awesome people know the dance and can do it pretty well you would be crazy not to not know this dance. Other phrases that go with this would be: "Party Rock!", "Shake That!". You can also see the Kia Soul hamsters use this song in advertising their new lime green Kia Soul.

"Ever since that song came on, everyday they've been shufflin', Monday shuffle, Tuesday shuffle, Everybody in the whole world!"

The Music video shows it all, from dancing people to dancing robots.
"What do you do when your alone?"
"Every Day I'm shufflin'!"
"Oh no! Not you, too!"
by TheKrSc! October 15, 2011
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Shuffling Carpet

Eating your girl out without using your tongue
Her: I'm glad you shaved your face before shuffling carpet for me
Him: Yeah
by Bpier February 14, 2017
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Shuffling the deck

When you fart for 5 seconds, or longer
I’m surprised that after shuffling the deck, I don’t have shit in my pants
by DsDirtyDan August 12, 2019
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