sheaing it

v. The act of consistantly obsessing about one individual, typically a female.

Dude, that guy likes her so much that he's fricken Sheaing it.

by DT_21 September 19, 2003

Fo' sheeding my seeding

Yes son, that is correct.

Are you my Daddy?
Fo'sheeding my seeding

by big daddy April 13, 2005

sheating

The process of eating while taking a dump.

Hold on bro I gotta go she at real quick.

I was totally sheating when he/she called earlier.

by Joeyblanko May 16, 2014

sheating

Shitting and eating at the same time so your feces infinitely come out

“Yesterday I clogged my toilet because I was sheating!”

by penisgamingvlogs May 31, 2019

shrading

it means when you shrade all over the place

"It's shrading time" he said as he shraded all over the place

by itsnotshradingime December 1, 2022

dirty shearing

When a bloke blows his load all over your feet during sex standing up in public toilets

I had a bloke pull a dirty shearing on me last night while we were out downtown and I loved it! No chances of me being pregnant now

by Sendit69style February 10, 2019

bike shedding

Another name for Parkinson's Law of Triviality. It's when an individual or group fixates on discussing trivial issues or ones way outside their area of expertise because the pressing issues they actually need to resolve are too hard for them to constructively engage with.

You know you're the victim of bike shedding when a colleague wants to call a meeting to discuss his face-palmingly idiotic suggestions for your project while deliberately ignoring critical problems of their own that they don't know how to fix or get started with.

Developer: The CEO wants to be involved in the website redesign
Marketing: And the COO too. Pure bike shedding.

by jetpants May 1, 2019