Hack-A-Shaq

In the NBA, a strategy teams use against NBA player Shaquille O'Neal when they're losing late in the game by putting him at the free throw line, where he is notoriously known as a poor free throw shooter, in the hopes that he misses one or two so they can get back in the game. Another variation is the "Hack-A-Ben", or using the same strategy as described above for Pistons center Ben Wallace, who is also known as a very poor free throw shooter.

The Pistons tried the Hack-A-Shaq but their comeback attempt failed, and they lost the game by 3.

by BKelly June 1, 2006

shaq it

v. To annihilate your drink

eg. Hey motherfucker, shaq it!! Fuck!

eg. Fuck, it's hot outside. I'm going to shaq this drink like a motherfucker.

by Bigg Slamm XXX May 22, 2009

hack a shaq

A tactic used to intentionally foul Shaquille O'Neal (or another player with a poor free throw shooting percentage, such as Ben Wallace) before the last 2 minutes of a basketball game. This strategy slows down the pace of the game, and is not what basketball was intended to be played like. This tactic is useless with less than 2 minutes, because the team that was fouled can then choose which player goes to the free throw line.

How come the Spurs beat the Suns again in the playoffs? Because Popovich decided to use hack a shaq.

by pacsmanjones May 26, 2008

Shaq

to be payed 28 million dollars a year for 20 points and 10 rebounds a game and only 40 double-doubles in a season, along with 47 percent free throw shooting and 18 points per game in the playoffs

shaq has a larger salary than the entire charlotte bobcats team

by clevelandsteamer September 1, 2005

Shaq Fu

Possibly the greatest game of all time. Many have tried to emulate the awesomeness of Shaq Fu, but have come up short every time. It is a fighting game, and as the name suggests, it stars Shaq, the center on the team of righteousness. His task is to go into another dimension, save some kid he doesn't even know, and beat the hell out of anyone who stands in his way. Awesome game. To get the full Shaqtastic experience when playing this game, I would suggest playing some of Shaq's rap songs at the same time, as well as having a Miami Heat, or old Lakers or Magic game on every other tv in the house.

Man 1: Do you Shaq Fu?
Man 2: Why, no, my good sir, I do not.
Man 1: I see, then away with you, you unworthy heathen!

by Rastablowtorch September 17, 2005

shaq out

when you say you'll attend a function, with full intentions of never showing up.

arrgh! that guy shaqed out on us again!

by Dave Rob June 17, 2004

Shaq'd

Walking up to another person, prefferably famous, and bitch-slapping them as hard as you f'in can. When they get up from the ground and get mad, just say in a loud voice "Bitch, you got Shaq'd!"

WARNING - Only works if you are Shaquille O'Neil.

"Bitch, you got Shaq'd!"

by Dazzle~ May 15, 2005