shallow

What fat, cocksucking ugly cunts call you after you turn them down because deep down theyre sad that theyre fat dirty scumbags who no one wants! Looks arent everything but im not going to touch some big greaseball.

"your like, so shallow because i smell like an anchovies twat!"- some stupid fatass.

by da hood' November 3, 2004

shallow

1. A person who goes out with another person strictly because of their looks. Its great and ugly people should die and burn. Im hott so i dont have to worry about ugly chicks. Ugly chicks can suck my dick and then die.

2. what i am

guy 1:DUDE SHES SOO HOTT! I'd date her in a heartbeat.

guy 2: Hell yea me 2!

Fugly girl: You guys are so shallow :'(

guy 1&2: Suck my dick!

by I am so shallow! May 14, 2005

Shallow

Someone that seems fun or exciting on the surface (at least to some people, not all), but doesn't really care how many they lose or what the people look like that they lose (black, yellow, brown, white, alien) as long as they win beneath the surface.

People thought the shallow girl really cared about the causes posted all over the signs in people's yards that she was behind creating, or the rallies and protests over causes related to incidents she was behind orchestrating, but in reality, she cared only about having the power to walk all over people that stood up to her and taking anything people didn't say yes to giving/sharing with her, as the word no was not an option for them to choose in her mind. That, and dollar signs.

by The Original Agahnim December 1, 2021

shallow

A person that won't tell you that for every 100 pounds you outweigh the average person, your life is going to be made that much more difficult by the average person, and that's just the way it's always been and always will be (and yet life will go on anyway, because it's bigger than any one fat or skinny person). Instead a shallow manipulator says don't let something somebody said or did get to you (while seeing an oppurtunity to walk all over somebody for saying the word fat, a common enough word in most people's vocabulary), even when it's human for things to get to people, and to tell them not to let it is to tell them not to be human, to be more like a machine, like you, the shallow manipulator.

The shallow machine loved to call everyone but himself/herself heartless, thinking that everyone was uglier inside than him/her, and had an uglier heart.

by The Original Agahnim December 8, 2021

shallow

shallow r ppl like me who just cant help themselves but fall for all the wrong ppl JUST because of their looks bc thts all the matters in their minds is social standing...social life=happiness no matter wat u half to do to get there..no1 is truely shallow but just chooses not to let themselves b hurt by not showing there true feelings because it would allow them to get hurt and they mite be "different" O NO god forbidd but unfortunatly thts the way the world works..pretty girls are shallow bitches..they are shallow bitches bc guys dont like the fact that they rnt good enuf for her so she MUST b shallow but really they rnt its stereotypical in most cases...but every hottie needs a hottie of their own so if u wanna call it shallow go ahead but its how im gonna b livingg it upp

ew no u cant date him on a hotness scale of 1-10 hes not a 12 meaning..UNDATABLEE

by tiffanyy January 21, 2005

SHALLoW

The honor given to a Facebook post if it received all five reactions: Sad, Haha, Angry, Like, LOve, and Wow. (This is similar to the EGOT, the honorary title for a performer who wins an Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, and Tony.)

The photo I posted of me tossing my child in the air earned me a SHALLoW; it got all six reactions.

by Amish Dale September 28, 2018

Shallow

All white moms favourite song

Radio: *plays shallow by lady gaga*
White moms: TELL ME SOMETHING BOY

by godsavetheoromqueen May 4, 2019