Shallow

A disease that more than 90% of all girls have. Girls will go out with tall, hot guy even if he's a jerkwad.
More than 90% of all girls are shallow.
by Master Tonberry December 08, 2004
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Shallow

Someone who likes the first person they see, without looking for what they really want in a person.

This does not necessarily mean someone is shallow because they like someone with good looks or money.

Someone is shallow because they try to get with everyone and anyone because they don't take the time to look for a special someone.
Person one: Gage is so shallow he tries to get his D-wet with every girl he meets.

Person two: I know and most of them arn't even hot!

Person one: yeah he needs to learn to get deeper into the ocean and find that special someone finally. Hopefully someone he at least looks good with.

Person two: but he's to lazy.
by dirtythree30 January 23, 2010
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Shallow

Calling attention to a person's physical appearances in an obsessive way.

Being inflexible about the person you date.

Raising your physical standards so high that you are unrealistic about relationships.
"I'm shallow because I have an ideal in my head and if you don't fit it, you look like garbage in my eyes."
by Twizted Rune September 08, 2014
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Shallow

christen chalmers. being the ultimate definition of gold digger. puts anna nicole smith to shame.
That shallow bitch just wants his money.
by christen chalmers March 07, 2005
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shallowize

to lower the quality of; to make shallow
People who ignore the facts are shallowize the issue.
by zooey December 23, 2008
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Shallow

What ugly people call good looking people just because they got turned down. Sorry I just can't see myself kissing some ugly chick.
"Will you go out with me?"
"No"
"Why not."
"You're ugly."
"You're shallow!"
"Ha ha"
by Me February 22, 2005
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Shallow

1) Someone who says that a certain band is "Th3 b3St3stt b4Nd EvA".
2) People who judge wholly on looks.
-It's not shallow to be more attracted to a girl/guy who's "hot". It's instinct to get a "mate" who has appealing genes.-

1) All U2 fans.

2) Most cheerleaders/jocks.
by Shallower Than Thou August 02, 2005
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