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Server

The politically correct word for waiter/ waitress, which is a very high stress job that usually pays under $3 and hour. Commonly confused by people who assume server can also mean; servant, maid, lesser being, jester, water bearer, slave, and sometimes even a dog. That is a common misconception.
Sever- I fucking quit this shithole of a job.

Manager of Chili's- What's wrong?

Sever- Fucking table 22 thinks I'm here to wait on them hand and foot and asks for 1 new thing every time i pass their table instead of all at once when I ask them if they need anything else. 33 thinks for some odd reason their 2 year old should be allowed to pour out all the sugar and then draw on it. Aaron's table 45 wants me to get refills for them because their server sucks, and some A-hole at 11 just snapped at me like I am his German Sheppard. Fuck You, Fuck Them, I quit.
by Boldamatticus June 18, 2009
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server

1. A program which provides some service to other (client) programs. The connection between client and server is normally by means of message passing, often over a network, and uses some protocol to encode the client's requests and the server's responses. The server may run continuously (as a daemon), waiting for requests to arrive or it may be invoked by some higher level daemon which controls a number of specific servers (inetd on Unix). There are many servers associated with the Internet, such as those for Network File System, Network Information Service (NIS), Domain Name System (DNS), FTP, news, finger, Network Time Protocol. On Unix, a long list can be found in /etc/services or in the NIS database "services". See client-server.

2. A computer which provides some service for other computers connected to it via a network. The most common example is a file server which has a local disk and services requests from remote clients to read and write files on that disk, often using Sun's Network File System (NFS) protocol or Novell Netware on IBM PCs.
All information accessible via the Internet is stored on one of several different types of a server.
by illEATurHARTout April 12, 2004
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Cannot find server

AARRRGGGHHHH!!!! Fucking HELLL!!!!! That's the fiftieth fucking time today!!!! I HATE getting "cannot find server"!!!! it might as well just say "FUCK OFF"!!!!!!!
THe webpage you want is currently unavailable.

Please either FUCK OFF,

Or spend ALL FUCKING DAY pressing the fucking "refresh" button.
by annoyed internet user May 23, 2004
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Doing an MSN server

to 'do an msn server' is to not work when needed. It is to piss everyone off when it is inconvenient for them. It is also to respond slow and do maintenance or repair at the completely wrong time and without warning
Billy: Man... those road works are totally doing an MSN Server!!
Bobfred: Yeah I know... i needed to get to work down the main road which is only 2km, but i had to go the long way, 10km instead!
by Ashley Steel March 8, 2005
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Simian Servant

A monkey butler. Similar to the monkeys in the PG Tips adverts, but in a waistcoat, carrying a silver platter.
by The Artful Codger May 18, 2004
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master and servant

1. Phrase referring to a relationship where there is a clear distinction of power between the dominant party (master) and submissive party (servant).

1a. Kinky role-play scenario.

2. A hit song by Depeche Mode.
by DirkD January 24, 2007
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