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Drill Sergeant

The men and women who forge civilians into soldiers. These Drill Sergeants demand respect and will teach you how to become a soldier over several weeks of difficult training. You’ll hate them, but they aren’t here to be your friend.

Good luck future soldiers of America and remember, the Drill Sergeants will make you a soldier.
These Drill Sergeants will forge you into a soldier capable of defeating any enemy on the battlefield.

From PFC Joseph R. DiPietro | Alpha Company, 1-34, 165th Infantry Brigade.
by PFC DiPietro December 8, 2019
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Staff Sergeant

A Marine with a really big dick. The hardest motha fucka to ever walk the earth.
Paul: That is a bad muthafucka. He got a shit load of pipe too.
Ronnie: That mothafucka's a Staff Sergeant dawg.
by Michael Allen August 6, 2006
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drill sergeant

a sex position; when the chick is doing pull-ups while you screw her standing up, while continually yelling at her lazy ass like a drill sergeant would.
"Damn, Sheila was hot, we played drill sergeant all night"
by The_Godfather 72 May 1, 2006
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Cadet Sergeant Major

The lowest form of life at any military academy. He'd forget his head if it wasn't attached by a stack-of-dimes neck. He aimlessly rolls through NYC in a luxury car that his elitist, wealthy, do-good parents bought him as a graduation present. He wears a leather jacket regardless of the weather and is usually seen in some combination of khaki, denim and running shoes. He regularly uses the words tool, whatnot, and essentially and throws in some piece of military jargon whenever the situation calls for it. He fails miserably with females but, because of his keen intellect, is able to return from every weekend trip with tales of sexual conquest that would make Wilt Chamberlain jealous. He takes himself too seriously and relishes the chance to prove his worth by rattling off statistics and opinions garnered from the last article or editorial he read on the subject. He is worthless, and deep down, he knows it.
Real Men of Genius. Today, Bud Light salutes you Mr. Cadet Sergeant Major. For you, obscene rules and anal ideals are nothing but everyday necessities. With ridiculous standards and an even more ridiculous haircut, you crack the whip over not only your classmates, but those who are older, smarter, and higher ranking than you. And why do you do it? Because deep down inside you know you are better than everyone around you, and you know you don't care what anyone else thinks. So crack open an ice cold Bud Light Mr. Emerging Leader, cause without you, Firsties would have no one to laugh at.
by BitterYuk September 13, 2009
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Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

1) The most influential thing ever written while high.

2) An extremely popular Beatles album.
My favorite Beatles album is Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.
by LukieInTheSky December 11, 2009
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Sergeant Smartass

Response to the famous insult "Captain Obvious" to which the person to whom is called Captain Obvious retorts by calling the other person "Sergeant Smartass"
"Oh man It's raining outside"

"Thank you for the weather report Captain Obvious!"

"You're Welcome Sergeant Smartass!"
by Fingolfin Nolofinwe July 25, 2020
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Sergeant Slaughter

A Woman with that hunger for giving oral sex and having a pure fixation for giving!
Ayo! I can’t make it I’m going to catch up with Sergeant Slaughter I need to give her what she wants and honestly I need some or her head game because it’s A-1
by King Renzo June 12, 2021
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