Selfie Centered

The preference or habit of fapping to ones own selfies.

As a selfie centered individual, Mike preferred to look at his selfies while fapping.

During handshakes with snakes on Wednesday, Mike was thankful to be Selfie Centered, because his partner was a BagHead™©.

by Iphigenia Aubergine June 1, 2016

Self-bet

What you do when you have just one friend who doesn't bet for fun

*self-testing that friend will pick up at 50th call*
*leaves a friend 17 missed calls*
*friend picks up at 18th call*
Me : Aw man! I lost a self-bet now I gotta give myself 10 $!

by @valine_alanine February 24, 2017

self destructive

A person or organization that does things or operates in such a manner that is not in their best interest. This can be caused by a mental deficiency or some other psychological disorder. The sad reality is that this condition not only harms the individual or organization, but also everyone associated with that person or organization.

Urban Dictionary has been operating in a self destructive mode for many years by not instituting a plan for allowing its volunteer editors to vote to remove homophobic, racist and misogynist definitions that have been "already suggested for removal" but were kept because of the immaturity or mental deficiency of some of its editors. These horrific definitions are then allowed to remain on the UD web page for eternity with no way of removing them.

by PY Love and Peace December 5, 2012

Self-gratifier

(noun) One who routinely "likes" their own Facebook comments, posts and photos and, more times than not, is usually the first if not the only one to do so.

(verb) self-gratify: The process of "liking" your own Facebook comments, posts and pictures.

Matt is a classic "self-gratifier." He always feels the need to immediately "like" his own Facebook comments as he knows its probably the only way he can get others to pay attention to what he has to say.

by bdkingst March 4, 2011

Self Burn

A quote from the best comedy of all time #Brooklyn 99

Used if someone roasts them self

Person 1: " I have a medal that states i was the biggest teachers pet"
Person 2: " Oh self burn those are rare"

by Jack Peralta Crocodile Hunter April 14, 2020

Go Fuck Your Selfie

A retort one gives when someone takes too many selfies.

*Max takes a selfie in class*
Victoria:Hey Max, why don't you go fuck your selfie!

by mrperson123 January 31, 2018

Self-harm

You know why people cut? Because it's a distraction. For one moment you don't feel all the pain. The loss. The hurt. All you feel is that razor going into your skin. The blood dripping down your arm. Leg. Stomach. You don't think about how alone you are or how fat and ugly you are. You don't think about the way people talk about you behind your back. You don't think about how your family is fighting or your friends hate you. All you think about is the blood. And the addicting part? Well, that's when all the hurt and pain come back. When the cut isn't fresh and you can feel all the build-up of sadness or loneliness inside you. So you have to do it again, but a little deeper so the numbness will last longer. The pain inside will be delayed longer. And as the pain inside gets worst and worst you have to make the pain outside worse and worse. It's all about control. You have it. You can't control the pain on the inside so you get to control it on the outside.

Signs of someone who self-harms can be that they always wear hoodies or long sleeves even when it's not cold.

by Amy1102004 August 24, 2021